Chris Pine
chrispine.bsky.social
Chris Pine
@chrispine.bsky.social
Not the name stealing, awesome beard growing, talented, good fashion sense, bookstore shopping attractive one.
I'm probably

Raiders
Last Crusade
Crystal Skull (I really don't think it's that bad)
Dial of Destiny
Temple of Doom
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I love that he decided not to have an English accent.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Romney doing a whole Theon Greyjoy arc.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I guess that's what I'll say when the cashier tells me how much I owe next time I am at the supermarket? "Fake news. These groceries are actually $10. Also, groceries is an old-fashioned term. But it's also a beautiful simple word to describe a bag of different things."
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Now the front page is about how 8 people got the measles shot.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
On a column like that it looks like a beer can your friend would make for his home brew.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Wear a tie and do some pull ups and then bing-bang-boom, air travel will be awesome.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this made my brain break.
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Not buying things is a sure fire way to fix the economy!
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm surprised he even knows about it. He never sees or hears anything.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yeah...I'm willing to listen if some guy is saying he got sucked in an alt-right wormhole while in the military and how maybe he's changed and wants to course correct and deal with all that stuff to come out better, but that guy still can't be a senator.

He has to go back to being just some guy
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
she had a good post up move
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Cam dresses as either the guy who robbed a train or the guy who's train just got robbed.
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Other "woke" countries. Like....Russia?
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Sox Yanks playoff game will be the death of me.
October 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They're all still mad about that time Buttigieg told them about Robert Moses.
October 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That's how I like my my eggplant.
September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Blusky telling you to go duck yourself.

I'm sorry. I'll log out now.
September 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Which is weird because you usually dont suspend someone for low ratings. You fire them or replace them.
September 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everybody posting Carr defending free speech from a few years ago thinking its some kind of dunk on him about hypocrisy when all these guys mean when they talk about free speech is that catbutt99 should be allowed to call Leslie Jones the N-word without having their Twitter account suspended.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
a woman is saying oh boy in a peacock ad
Alt: a woman is saying oh boy in a peacock ad
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM