ChrisP like the chicken
@chrisperillo84.bsky.social
I like sandwiches, pizza, butts, movies, books, my wife, my kids, Star Wars, comic books, dogs, and writing. Sometimes in that order, but mostly in no particular order.
On your left. In Columbia, MD.
June 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
On your left. In Columbia, MD.
What an absolute fucking ghoul.
May 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What an absolute fucking ghoul.
Walk out the second that rapist enters the room.
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Walk out the second that rapist enters the room.
Love the Star Wars Jedi Survivor game. Like uncharted, but you can fly through space, too!
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Love the Star Wars Jedi Survivor game. Like uncharted, but you can fly through space, too!
My kids are named Luke and Leia. I’m hoping they don’t have to grow up and do what the folks they’re named after had to do. This all sucks so bad.
February 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My kids are named Luke and Leia. I’m hoping they don’t have to grow up and do what the folks they’re named after had to do. This all sucks so bad.
Elon’s throwing a party and you’re all invited!
February 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Elon’s throwing a party and you’re all invited!
If anyone was interested.
February 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If anyone was interested.
Federal workers, too. The people that keep this country moving explaining how they do that would enlighten people who think they’re lazy and don’t deserve to have a job.
February 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Federal workers, too. The people that keep this country moving explaining how they do that would enlighten people who think they’re lazy and don’t deserve to have a job.
I saw a comment from a guy saying that he went and hung out in the bar bathroom while it was playing. These ghouls would rather hang around the stink of human shit than watch black people create art.
February 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I saw a comment from a guy saying that he went and hung out in the bar bathroom while it was playing. These ghouls would rather hang around the stink of human shit than watch black people create art.
Hold the line. The federal employees who work hard to keep this country running are being terrorized and we need good people at the forefront holding strong.
February 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hold the line. The federal employees who work hard to keep this country running are being terrorized and we need good people at the forefront holding strong.
Perks of Being a Wallflower, also.
January 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Perks of Being a Wallflower, also.
If I didn’t have my costumes to sell, I’d be outta there in no time.
January 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If I didn’t have my costumes to sell, I’d be outta there in no time.
Where’s Jorpy when you need him?
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Where’s Jorpy when you need him?
“He can solve any equation, but no one can understand a word he’s saying.”
January 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
“He can solve any equation, but no one can understand a word he’s saying.”
My kids when I ask them to walk quietly because mommy is taking a nap.
December 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
My kids when I ask them to walk quietly because mommy is taking a nap.
I’m really losing more and more hope by the day. Things are looking pretty bleak.
December 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I’m really losing more and more hope by the day. Things are looking pretty bleak.
He’ll get a medal.
December 8, 2024 at 7:49 PM
He’ll get a medal.