Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣
@chrispercy.bsky.social
Hi! I'm a standup comedian posting my own jokes and fun stuff. I write cheeky songs on my banjo. All jokes and content my own.
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Trump raising billions through tariffs at the same time as eradicating federal spending!
What is he gonna do with the money?
What is he gonna do with the money?
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trump raising billions through tariffs at the same time as eradicating federal spending!
What is he gonna do with the money?
What is he gonna do with the money?
Just had a terrible thought that Trump has learned this week that countries at war don't have elections!
March 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just had a terrible thought that Trump has learned this week that countries at war don't have elections!
My girlfriend has OCD
It's ok but
every time she turns me on
she turns me back off again
It's ok but
every time she turns me on
she turns me back off again
March 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My girlfriend has OCD
It's ok but
every time she turns me on
she turns me back off again
It's ok but
every time she turns me on
she turns me back off again
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Dr Seuss in 1941 knew what was going on.
March 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dr Seuss in 1941 knew what was going on.
Sometimes I yawn and I sound like a Wookie
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sometimes I yawn and I sound like a Wookie
I have never shouted "what?" So many times. We seem to be in reverse!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manchester: Dolly Parton musical halted over 'homophobic abuse'
Actor Stevie Webb said he witnessed abuse
www.bbc.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I have never shouted "what?" So many times. We seem to be in reverse!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Top heckle last night in East Hull. Hull has an intense Rugby rivalry tween Hull west and Rovers east
An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot
"There were two Hull fans walking away from a match"
And some wag shouted
Was it half time?
An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot
"There were two Hull fans walking away from a match"
And some wag shouted
Was it half time?
February 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Top heckle last night in East Hull. Hull has an intense Rugby rivalry tween Hull west and Rovers east
An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot
"There were two Hull fans walking away from a match"
And some wag shouted
Was it half time?
An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot
"There were two Hull fans walking away from a match"
And some wag shouted
Was it half time?
Reposted by Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣
My Ball is coming vaguely in your direction (probably) in the next few months richardherring.com/ballback/tour
February 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
My Ball is coming vaguely in your direction (probably) in the next few months richardherring.com/ballback/tour
Everyday a man walks past my house who has Tourette's he walks along singing very loudly in the style of the Bee Gees. It fills my heart with joy to hear him and always leaves me smiling.
February 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Everyday a man walks past my house who has Tourette's he walks along singing very loudly in the style of the Bee Gees. It fills my heart with joy to hear him and always leaves me smiling.
Last Friday lovely gig at the ert. (East Riding Theatre Beverley)
Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.
Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.
January 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Last Friday lovely gig at the ert. (East Riding Theatre Beverley)
Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.
Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.
Always try to find the funny. I had 12 biopsies of my prostate today. I'm lied there on a great big couch legs apart when the sonographer approached me with a very long instrument. I couldn't help but say
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
January 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Always try to find the funny. I had 12 biopsies of my prostate today. I'm lied there on a great big couch legs apart when the sonographer approached me with a very long instrument. I couldn't help but say
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"Do you expect me to talk?"
Zuckerberg presenting mistakes in fact checking as a reason to stop fact checking is the death nell of logic and the war cry of authoritarian rule.
January 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Zuckerberg presenting mistakes in fact checking as a reason to stop fact checking is the death nell of logic and the war cry of authoritarian rule.
Hey peeps!
Just discovered this cool satirical mag! The
Humor Times. Been offered a sub to promote. I've checked the edition out via the link and it's great! So I'm very happy to help.
Check it out!
w/ free sample link: subs.humortimes.com/getpdf-sampl....
Just discovered this cool satirical mag! The
Humor Times. Been offered a sub to promote. I've checked the edition out via the link and it's great! So I'm very happy to help.
Check it out!
w/ free sample link: subs.humortimes.com/getpdf-sampl....
Humor Times magazine subscriptions: 'World's Funniest News Source!'
Best in political satire. Don't cry about the news, laugh about it! Featuring editorial & panel cartoons, humor columns, satirical news and more. Subscribe, order single issues, view a free online iss...
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December 29, 2024 at 9:02 AM
Hey peeps!
Just discovered this cool satirical mag! The
Humor Times. Been offered a sub to promote. I've checked the edition out via the link and it's great! So I'm very happy to help.
Check it out!
w/ free sample link: subs.humortimes.com/getpdf-sampl....
Just discovered this cool satirical mag! The
Humor Times. Been offered a sub to promote. I've checked the edition out via the link and it's great! So I'm very happy to help.
Check it out!
w/ free sample link: subs.humortimes.com/getpdf-sampl....
Reposted by Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣
Today's Best of RHLSTP 2024 includes Bob Mortimer and Rob Brydon and many more! Tell your friends about this amazing secret podcast!
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Clip with Maisie Adam here www.youtube.com/shorts/JfXQt...
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Clip with Maisie Adam here www.youtube.com/shorts/JfXQt...
The Best of RHLSTP 2024 - Part 3 | RHLSTP with Richard Herring
shows.acast.com
December 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Today's Best of RHLSTP 2024 includes Bob Mortimer and Rob Brydon and many more! Tell your friends about this amazing secret podcast!
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Clip with Maisie Adam here www.youtube.com/shorts/JfXQt...
shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Clip with Maisie Adam here www.youtube.com/shorts/JfXQt...
If you are on a dating site perhaps it is worthwhile getting a friend to give your profile a once over.
December 20, 2024 at 7:04 PM
If you are on a dating site perhaps it is worthwhile getting a friend to give your profile a once over.
Paula Vennells stating she doesn't want to point the finger at anybody after the post office prosecuted 900 sub-postmasters seems pretty contradictory.
December 17, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Paula Vennells stating she doesn't want to point the finger at anybody after the post office prosecuted 900 sub-postmasters seems pretty contradictory.
The Barron Knights
Songs from their Show 1972
It's only bloody signed!!! Wooo!
There are not many groups to have toured with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Active from 1959 to 2022 they cheered up many a Sunday drive with their masterful parodies. They started my love of comedy songs.
Songs from their Show 1972
It's only bloody signed!!! Wooo!
There are not many groups to have toured with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Active from 1959 to 2022 they cheered up many a Sunday drive with their masterful parodies. They started my love of comedy songs.
December 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
The Barron Knights
Songs from their Show 1972
It's only bloody signed!!! Wooo!
There are not many groups to have toured with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Active from 1959 to 2022 they cheered up many a Sunday drive with their masterful parodies. They started my love of comedy songs.
Songs from their Show 1972
It's only bloody signed!!! Wooo!
There are not many groups to have toured with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Active from 1959 to 2022 they cheered up many a Sunday drive with their masterful parodies. They started my love of comedy songs.
I'm off to my Indy record store. I popped in yesterday pre my date. And spied a Baron Knights record for £2 which is signed. I didn't buy it as I wanted to maintain the illusion that I'm cool.
December 16, 2024 at 10:49 AM
I'm off to my Indy record store. I popped in yesterday pre my date. And spied a Baron Knights record for £2 which is signed. I didn't buy it as I wanted to maintain the illusion that I'm cool.
Today my date was telling me how she met her 1st husband.
"I was living in a flat and this guy came in to fix my washing machine"
Without thinking I said
"I've seen that film"
"I was living in a flat and this guy came in to fix my washing machine"
Without thinking I said
"I've seen that film"
December 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today my date was telling me how she met her 1st husband.
"I was living in a flat and this guy came in to fix my washing machine"
Without thinking I said
"I've seen that film"
"I was living in a flat and this guy came in to fix my washing machine"
Without thinking I said
"I've seen that film"
Victor Borge
Comedy in Music
Released 1972
New York 1953 The Clown Prince of Denmark started a run of 849 shows. Spectacular skill on the piano with genuinely hilarious comedy. A rare skill indeed. His deadpan matter of fact delivery is still warm and friendly. This is as good as the genre gets.
Comedy in Music
Released 1972
New York 1953 The Clown Prince of Denmark started a run of 849 shows. Spectacular skill on the piano with genuinely hilarious comedy. A rare skill indeed. His deadpan matter of fact delivery is still warm and friendly. This is as good as the genre gets.
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Victor Borge
Comedy in Music
Released 1972
New York 1953 The Clown Prince of Denmark started a run of 849 shows. Spectacular skill on the piano with genuinely hilarious comedy. A rare skill indeed. His deadpan matter of fact delivery is still warm and friendly. This is as good as the genre gets.
Comedy in Music
Released 1972
New York 1953 The Clown Prince of Denmark started a run of 849 shows. Spectacular skill on the piano with genuinely hilarious comedy. A rare skill indeed. His deadpan matter of fact delivery is still warm and friendly. This is as good as the genre gets.
The Goon Show
1951-1960 238 episodes delivered baffoonary of the highest order. Peter Sellers Harry Secombe Spike Milligan also Michael Bentine combine to delight vast radio audiences. Devised by Spike written by him and many others, Larry Stephens Eric Sykes I'll mention. I still enjoy them today.
1951-1960 238 episodes delivered baffoonary of the highest order. Peter Sellers Harry Secombe Spike Milligan also Michael Bentine combine to delight vast radio audiences. Devised by Spike written by him and many others, Larry Stephens Eric Sykes I'll mention. I still enjoy them today.
December 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The Goon Show
1951-1960 238 episodes delivered baffoonary of the highest order. Peter Sellers Harry Secombe Spike Milligan also Michael Bentine combine to delight vast radio audiences. Devised by Spike written by him and many others, Larry Stephens Eric Sykes I'll mention. I still enjoy them today.
1951-1960 238 episodes delivered baffoonary of the highest order. Peter Sellers Harry Secombe Spike Milligan also Michael Bentine combine to delight vast radio audiences. Devised by Spike written by him and many others, Larry Stephens Eric Sykes I'll mention. I still enjoy them today.
Not the 9 o'clock news...
Starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson it ran for 27 episodes Oct 79 to Mar 82. Devised by John Lloyd it lampooned the news with anarchic satire and a quick tempo sketch format complimented with parody songs like "I like Trucking"
👍🦔🚫
Starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson it ran for 27 episodes Oct 79 to Mar 82. Devised by John Lloyd it lampooned the news with anarchic satire and a quick tempo sketch format complimented with parody songs like "I like Trucking"
👍🦔🚫
December 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Not the 9 o'clock news...
Starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson it ran for 27 episodes Oct 79 to Mar 82. Devised by John Lloyd it lampooned the news with anarchic satire and a quick tempo sketch format complimented with parody songs like "I like Trucking"
👍🦔🚫
Starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson it ran for 27 episodes Oct 79 to Mar 82. Devised by John Lloyd it lampooned the news with anarchic satire and a quick tempo sketch format complimented with parody songs like "I like Trucking"
👍🦔🚫
Mike Harding
One Man Show 1976
The Rochdale Cowboy and his proper northern slant etches easily into his comedy. A mix of tall tales and fanciful stories introduce coming of age songs of the folk tradition. Arnold my Frog is a highlight.
One Man Show 1976
The Rochdale Cowboy and his proper northern slant etches easily into his comedy. A mix of tall tales and fanciful stories introduce coming of age songs of the folk tradition. Arnold my Frog is a highlight.
December 10, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Mike Harding
One Man Show 1976
The Rochdale Cowboy and his proper northern slant etches easily into his comedy. A mix of tall tales and fanciful stories introduce coming of age songs of the folk tradition. Arnold my Frog is a highlight.
One Man Show 1976
The Rochdale Cowboy and his proper northern slant etches easily into his comedy. A mix of tall tales and fanciful stories introduce coming of age songs of the folk tradition. Arnold my Frog is a highlight.
Benny Hill
The world of features extracts from the BBC radio series "Benny Hill Time" which ran for three series 1964-1966 released in 1971 at the height of his hit TV programme The Benny Hill Show. March 1971 had that show receive 21.67 million viewers in the UK. I recall fondly watching the reruns
The world of features extracts from the BBC radio series "Benny Hill Time" which ran for three series 1964-1966 released in 1971 at the height of his hit TV programme The Benny Hill Show. March 1971 had that show receive 21.67 million viewers in the UK. I recall fondly watching the reruns
December 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Benny Hill
The world of features extracts from the BBC radio series "Benny Hill Time" which ran for three series 1964-1966 released in 1971 at the height of his hit TV programme The Benny Hill Show. March 1971 had that show receive 21.67 million viewers in the UK. I recall fondly watching the reruns
The world of features extracts from the BBC radio series "Benny Hill Time" which ran for three series 1964-1966 released in 1971 at the height of his hit TV programme The Benny Hill Show. March 1971 had that show receive 21.67 million viewers in the UK. I recall fondly watching the reruns
James Webb Telescope yet to find benefit of Brexit.
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 PM
James Webb Telescope yet to find benefit of Brexit.