Tom Tom Waits Club Club president
@chrispb.bsky.social
Future Criterion closet thief. Poetry and songwriting. Toronto Raptors fan. Ottawa, ON, CAN. Shawarma connoisseur. Older than some dirt. Open to kindness.
Me when the chores I hate need doing.
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me when the chores I hate need doing.
got my @delicatezine.bsky.social issue in the mail this week. Thanks to Dusti for sending my copies cross country.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
got my @delicatezine.bsky.social issue in the mail this week. Thanks to Dusti for sending my copies cross country.
TeiL have awesome stickers
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
TeiL have awesome stickers
Even in Paris the Blue Jays are the people's choice.
September 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even in Paris the Blue Jays are the people's choice.
Great new art exhibition asking smart questions. The answer is OSEG stole it with the blessing of #ottcity council. At Wilbrod Happy Goat coffee shop
September 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Great new art exhibition asking smart questions. The answer is OSEG stole it with the blessing of #ottcity council. At Wilbrod Happy Goat coffee shop
Jordan Peterson's Toronto home has a 9.2 walkability score. This from the '15 minute cities are a communist plot' asshole of a liar lol. Once a fraud, always a fraud.
July 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jordan Peterson's Toronto home has a 9.2 walkability score. This from the '15 minute cities are a communist plot' asshole of a liar lol. Once a fraud, always a fraud.
Strange Brew with the presient messaging eh.
June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Strange Brew with the presient messaging eh.
🎵🎶 Jesus Calling to the faraway towns. Now war is declared and battle come down. 🎵
June 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🎵🎶 Jesus Calling to the faraway towns. Now war is declared and battle come down. 🎵
Republicans, forever and always, once a fetus isn't aborted:
April 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Republicans, forever and always, once a fetus isn't aborted:
my late grandmother's brand.
April 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
my late grandmother's brand.
Me sending out a mediocre poem to an editor and hoping it gets published:
March 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me sending out a mediocre poem to an editor and hoping it gets published:
Thanks. This one is trying to declaw the edit pile. Feel free to take him.
March 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Thanks. This one is trying to declaw the edit pile. Feel free to take him.
They want to turn everyone trans -- says the 60 cis guy who loved this guitarist in Boston in 1976.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They want to turn everyone trans -- says the 60 cis guy who loved this guitarist in Boston in 1976.
Thankful to have a poem published in the online journal bywards.ca
March 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thankful to have a poem published in the online journal bywards.ca
Oligarchs and fascists in bed together.
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oligarchs and fascists in bed together.
Geddy Lee + Le Studio + Tom Sawyer + David Lynch's Eraserhead poster = 1981 awesomeness.
January 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Geddy Lee + Le Studio + Tom Sawyer + David Lynch's Eraserhead poster = 1981 awesomeness.
The last performance I saw of David Lynch's. His portrayal of John Ford was short, to the point, and memorable. He was a great director and a damn fine actor, too.
January 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The last performance I saw of David Lynch's. His portrayal of John Ford was short, to the point, and memorable. He was a great director and a damn fine actor, too.
Me listening to The Carpenters, reading Mary Oliver by soft light, with a cat purring on my lap.
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me listening to The Carpenters, reading Mary Oliver by soft light, with a cat purring on my lap.
Capitalists: free markets!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Capitalists: free markets!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Me reacting to Liberals trying to make the Carney nonsense happen
December 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Me reacting to Liberals trying to make the Carney nonsense happen
Me and Dylan checking if that UHC guy stays dead...
December 12, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me and Dylan checking if that UHC guy stays dead...