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A fishing vessel heads out to sea on New Year's Day.

Newport, Oregon.
#oregoncoast
A fishing vessel heads out to sea before sunrise on New Year's Day.
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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For every coffee drinking dad with a label maker, may your year end as wonderfully as mine.

After years of noting the date I opened my coffee container, I achieved Nirvana with my coffee supply lasting exactly three months — ending on this final day of 2025.
Photo of labels sticking to the top of an empty Folgers coffee container. The labels show the date our legendary human opened the container. The January date is missing. Still. Usage indicates: 2 months. 19 days. One month 19 days (I spilled a lot!). Two months 14 days. For journalists, economists, teachers, and statisticians attempting to replicate, the user brews six cups a day utilizing three rounded scoopfuls. He appreciates the predictable, so rarely uses an alternate coffee source. Due to a proclivity for brewing strong coffee, a reciprocal benefit is that he rarely has to share. He will offer, but it's a disingenuous offer. Generally, he considers himself a nice human. But, he recognizes he's kind of a d&¢$ about his boring bold coffee. He also has a problem cursing. He tries, but then edits it because he's a liberal version of Ned Flanders (Word choice only. No such luck when I wear a ski outfit). While concerned this event marks the apex of his life, he quietly hopes 2026 will make this event a mere footnote in his personal tale of awesomeness.
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Need a last-minute Christmas gift?

oregoncoast.craigslist.org/clt/d/floren...

#goosebumps #creepy #horror
Vintage Charlie McCarthy Ventriloquist Doll - $100. Image shows a closeup of the doll face.
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Not a bad consolation prize for missing the sunset.

#oregoncoast #oregon
A small creek winds its way into ocean waves beneath a star-filled sky.
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Brutal Jeopardy headline from Yahoo News

Losing a job can be rough, but a news story reminding the world you lost your job 21 years ago today?

#kenjennings
#alyankovic
Yahoo news shows a smiling Ken Jennings with the headline. "21 years ago Ken Jennings lost on 'Jeopardy!' after 74 straight wins." Adding to the cruel reminder, a BlueSky moron (me) thought it was amusing and posted. That same moron also looking up lyrics to Weird Al song because he's singing annoying himself by dragging out the "Bayyyybe" line way too long because he can't remember the words after that. In further disclosure, he didn't know there was an original song until his late 20s.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Found this helpful info while ordering a replacement light bulb.
Symptoms of a bad light bulb include: The oven interior remains dark when the light switch is engaged. How to replace light bulb. Step by step instructions on how to replace....
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Well that backfired.
GOP Rep. Who Championed 'No Tax On Tips' Slams Critics After Being Ripped For Leaving Small Tip
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August 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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www.bbc.com/news/article...

"The name "Shaolin" has gained prominence in pop culture over the years, including being the title of a 1982 film starring Jet Li. The temple is referenced in songs by American hip-hop group Wu-Tang Clan and inspired a spinoff of the video game Mortal Kombat."

Or....
a close up of a man 's face with a blurry background
Alt: Scene from Kung Fu television show featuring David Carradine. "When you can take the pebble from my hand it will be time for you to leave." (I typed that from memory.) Also, when walking by large pots, I will embrace with my arms while going "shhhhhhhhsh," the sound effect of a pot searing my flesh while giving me cool tattoos.
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July 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I really wanted this phys.org article to be about a light saber—so disappointed.
Headline: Laser light made into a super solid for the first time Image is a boring screenshot without a single lightsaber, death star, or wookie. It's just a science article about a supersolid that's both a solid and a fluid. Huh? I'm sure it's reat, but not lightsaber great.
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Horror? No, but non-fiction can be far more frightening.

"The Woman They Could Not Silence" by Kate Moore (Radium Girls).

If it doesn't make you angry and defiant, you're probably a fan of those Joffrey Baratheon scenes in Game of Thrones.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
Book cover of Kate Moore's "The Woman They Could Not Silence" with Elizabeth Packard photo (on the Capitol steps, a Paul Bunyan-sized ax in hand, and the quote, "Crazy? I'll show you $#@$ crazy!"-- I wish.)
December 3, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Not forever, but for now.
Image of my Blue Sky settings after muting posts containing the keywords "trump," "republicans," and "maga."
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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My first impression of Blue Sky?
a black and white photo of a person standing in front of a wall
Alt: Social media refugee sprints onto a subway platform and slides 30 feet to quickly open an account. Also, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers (?) scene that conveys the same emotion.
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December 3, 2024 at 3:34 AM