My wife is my fucking #1 everything. She holds me down so fiercely. But like, we don’t be posting our shit. No big announcements or anniversaries or bdays. We don’t post our kid. Cause we’re both in food we post food content every now and then. But like, you’ll never hear me putting our business out

It’s a solid 22 minutes of her just gasping

I’ve never seen anyone match her energy the way he did. The whole interview is amazing

I just had a whole 5 minute argument in my own head about the merits of a newly shaped q-tip and if we as a society are ready for this type of innovation. Could it even exist?

I should go to bed

Big oil. Nope, it’s big whale. Always been Big Whale.

Age comes slow, then really fast.

STG if the front office puts Austin on the trading block.

Beef stewie is my favorite nickname ever.

I mean it’s kinda dope that a young man understands the limits of their body and chooses to live a long healthy life rather than a long painful one.