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Journalist: will you rule out a second day comeback?

Australia: no, we will not.

you will find out, and when you do, you'll be drawn into car crash fascination. Sorry that this will happen to you

Ha! I mentally file that gag in my "past season 9 dropoff" file. I feel like Homer should resent Flanders because he's successful and annoying, and if anyone should have a repressed attraction it should be Ned

This is good but the missionary's name is like, Frigidius or Caelmon

bot is confirmed Prot

uh well actually Tolkien went back and forth on this question because of its important theological implications

Nah, just kidding. In reality, the "good captain well seasoned" was well known for sailing into bad weather and for not particularly caring about pesky little things like maintenance (people start booing)

Sir, this is a Wendy's in the middle of the desert, thousands of miles away from any other form of human habitation.

now to find someone on the internet who has opinions about Linux

I reckon if I ran up the back of someone with plenty of time to stop, I wouldn't submit my dascham vid of it to YouTube