Chris Oldwood
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Chris Oldwood
@chrisoldwood.bsky.social
skeet = reinterpret_cast(life)
It’s uncanny…
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“Knowledge is knowing that Lord Sugar is not the apprentice, wisdom is knowing he is the real monster.”
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
And we both know who the real dummy is…
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I typically come back with more than I took :o).

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I took a trip to the tip today and had a rummage through the crate of books, on the off chance, and found a load of newish programming books. Okay, so a few are clearly outdated / of dubious value but some were on my wish-list 🙌.
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What, “precise descriptions”? Where’s the fun in that :o).
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
It’s only learnt reading and (w)riting, it hasn’t learnt (a)rithmetic yet :o).
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Private equity exit value?

:P
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Nice! Where were you? We took a trip down to Ally Pally as they had some other stuff going on all evening too.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Don’t tell people to “open Vim” if you’re not also going to tell them how to close it again afterwards, that’s just mean!

:P
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM