Expat Chris
@chrisnorton66.bsky.social
Englishman living in California. Only here to chat about Arsenal. Keeping the stream clean
Amazing all this praise being heaped on Xhaka. Same guy was a thug apparently when he played for us
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Amazing all this praise being heaped on Xhaka. Same guy was a thug apparently when he played for us
How the hell does Stephen Warnock get a commentary job. Adds no insight and is wrong about almost everything
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
How the hell does Stephen Warnock get a commentary job. Adds no insight and is wrong about almost everything
Arsenal getting more head knocks than England vs Fiji at Twickenham today. They wound have at least 2 players in the sin bin by now in rugby
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Arsenal getting more head knocks than England vs Fiji at Twickenham today. They wound have at least 2 players in the sin bin by now in rugby
So hard to tell the difference between ballboy handing towel to Norgard and MLS! Could be his twin brother
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So hard to tell the difference between ballboy handing towel to Norgard and MLS! Could be his twin brother
The Reiss Nelson loan to Brentford isn’t going too well is it? They never give him a chance
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Reiss Nelson loan to Brentford isn’t going too well is it? They never give him a chance
Why do we have American commentators on Paramount plus for the Arsenal game
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why do we have American commentators on Paramount plus for the Arsenal game
I am a big fan of a lot of the Arsenal fan media out there, but at some point you do reach your fill of middle aged men sitting in their spare bedroom giving you the benefit of their wisdom. I guess it is the same as the “bloke in the bar” after games in the pre-everyone has to have an opinion age.
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am a big fan of a lot of the Arsenal fan media out there, but at some point you do reach your fill of middle aged men sitting in their spare bedroom giving you the benefit of their wisdom. I guess it is the same as the “bloke in the bar” after games in the pre-everyone has to have an opinion age.
We keep hearing how Arwenal are “bad at selling”. Can you imagine what the Yelp review would read from the the buyers of Nketiah, ESR and Balogun. Almost 100m spent and not one of them can get in their new teams.
Caveat Emptor
Caveat Emptor
August 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We keep hearing how Arwenal are “bad at selling”. Can you imagine what the Yelp review would read from the the buyers of Nketiah, ESR and Balogun. Almost 100m spent and not one of them can get in their new teams.
Caveat Emptor
Caveat Emptor
When are NBC going to stop us having to switch over to watch the last minute of some dumbass Harlem Globetritter show before the football starts late?
Leave it on one channel Ffs
Leave it on one channel Ffs
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When are NBC going to stop us having to switch over to watch the last minute of some dumbass Harlem Globetritter show before the football starts late?
Leave it on one channel Ffs
Leave it on one channel Ffs
I know this has been said before but Jeremie Aliadiere has the best French/London accent. Sounds simultaneously like someone from Holloway doing an Allo Allo impression, and someone from Paris trying to take off Del Boy Trotter.
August 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I know this has been said before but Jeremie Aliadiere has the best French/London accent. Sounds simultaneously like someone from Holloway doing an Allo Allo impression, and someone from Paris trying to take off Del Boy Trotter.
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Seems like right up to his very last game for the club Emi Martinez still had to make it all about him. #absolutePrick
May 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Seems like right up to his very last game for the club Emi Martinez still had to make it all about him. #absolutePrick
I really hope White, Saka and Odegaard aren’t playing pointless international games in June
May 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I really hope White, Saka and Odegaard aren’t playing pointless international games in June
None of last summer’s signings currently starting. Can’t do that again
May 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
None of last summer’s signings currently starting. Can’t do that again
Eze needs to be careful here. Keeps playing like this and Pep will buy him and coach all of the joy out of his game
May 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Eze needs to be careful here. Keeps playing like this and Pep will buy him and coach all of the joy out of his game
Fuck off Rob Green. The ex-Norwich goalkeeper has nothing to add
May 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fuck off Rob Green. The ex-Norwich goalkeeper has nothing to add
Rob Greene is like having Spurs TV commentating. Total cunt
April 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Rob Greene is like having Spurs TV commentating. Total cunt
Is there ever a time when Micah Richard’s shits the fuck up?
April 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is there ever a time when Micah Richard’s shits the fuck up?
For those that remember it was the 1994 semi final away at PSG that started the “One nil to the Arsenal”song. Their fans were belting out “Away (sic) Paris Saint Germain” to the tune of the Pet Shop Boy’s “Go West” then Wrighty scored and we immediately hit back with what became our anthem
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For those that remember it was the 1994 semi final away at PSG that started the “One nil to the Arsenal”song. Their fans were belting out “Away (sic) Paris Saint Germain” to the tune of the Pet Shop Boy’s “Go West” then Wrighty scored and we immediately hit back with what became our anthem
Gameniver and back to the CBS clown show with Carrager and Mika.
Never mind the football lads please tell us more about you
Never mind the football lads please tell us more about you
April 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gameniver and back to the CBS clown show with Carrager and Mika.
Never mind the football lads please tell us more about you
Never mind the football lads please tell us more about you
The sense of entitlement of RM players is palpable
April 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The sense of entitlement of RM players is palpable
Of Jesus we have bloody American commentators on Paramount? Everything will be hyped to the max.
Surely with tech now we should be able to switch to different commentary stream
Surely with tech now we should be able to switch to different commentary stream
April 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Of Jesus we have bloody American commentators on Paramount? Everything will be hyped to the max.
Surely with tech now we should be able to switch to different commentary stream
Surely with tech now we should be able to switch to different commentary stream
Carragher (and Neville) are always trying to set up a new narrative they can talk about. Apparently Arteta’s FA cup in 2020 doesn't count as it was in Covid but i am sure the Liverpool title does! Its drama drama drama as opposed to any insight. Literally just a scouse bloke in the pub
April 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Carragher (and Neville) are always trying to set up a new narrative they can talk about. Apparently Arteta’s FA cup in 2020 doesn't count as it was in Covid but i am sure the Liverpool title does! Its drama drama drama as opposed to any insight. Literally just a scouse bloke in the pub
Gary Neville was of limited talent but had a great playing career. He has built himself a formidable media career despite offering virtually nothing of interest to say. So, why does he come across as chronically depressed and miserable all of the time? The man is devoid of any joy.
April 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gary Neville was of limited talent but had a great playing career. He has built himself a formidable media career despite offering virtually nothing of interest to say. So, why does he come across as chronically depressed and miserable all of the time? The man is devoid of any joy.
My god this cBS commentary. Apparently Real Madrid will be happy to be losing. All Masterplan. Rob Green is as bad a commentator as he was goalie
April 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My god this cBS commentary. Apparently Real Madrid will be happy to be losing. All Masterplan. Rob Green is as bad a commentator as he was goalie