Chris in SF
@chrismsf.bsky.social
“We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” - Vonnegut
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch
Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch
Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
He is the parasite.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
He is the parasite.
Awesome two-fer on the timeline just now.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Awesome two-fer on the timeline just now.
It has never been safer to be a police officer in America than it is right now. And it’s only getting safer over time. Here’s a chart that tracks back to 1961.
And yet, they approach citizens as if they’re at war.
And yet, they approach citizens as if they’re at war.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It has never been safer to be a police officer in America than it is right now. And it’s only getting safer over time. Here’s a chart that tracks back to 1961.
And yet, they approach citizens as if they’re at war.
And yet, they approach citizens as if they’re at war.
Found her Halloween costume aka Vance-targeted lingerie
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Found her Halloween costume aka Vance-targeted lingerie
My sister spent the day protecting a Chicago school. This is her text to me, and it’s a thing of beauty.
October 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My sister spent the day protecting a Chicago school. This is her text to me, and it’s a thing of beauty.
Meta AI is so fucking stupid it forces errors on its own pages.
Checkout the band name, then check the first suggestion at the bottom of the page.
Checkout the band name, then check the first suggestion at the bottom of the page.
October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Meta AI is so fucking stupid it forces errors on its own pages.
Checkout the band name, then check the first suggestion at the bottom of the page.
Checkout the band name, then check the first suggestion at the bottom of the page.
Anyone wanna explain why one of the Post Office’s special handling restrictions is for…day old poultry?
Are people mailing dead birds to each other with enough frequency that the option ranks a slot above Hazardous Materials?
Are people mailing dead birds to each other with enough frequency that the option ranks a slot above Hazardous Materials?
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Anyone wanna explain why one of the Post Office’s special handling restrictions is for…day old poultry?
Are people mailing dead birds to each other with enough frequency that the option ranks a slot above Hazardous Materials?
Are people mailing dead birds to each other with enough frequency that the option ranks a slot above Hazardous Materials?
This one too. Cost him a presidency.
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This one too. Cost him a presidency.
His own words. And the support of and even political endorsement by America’s most prominent left-wing Jewish politician, who’s fought this crap his whole life.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
His own words. And the support of and even political endorsement by America’s most prominent left-wing Jewish politician, who’s fought this crap his whole life.
If America’s coolest Jew can understand this, so can we all.
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If America’s coolest Jew can understand this, so can we all.
It’s being covered up.
And it would be a great question to ask. Because then he could explain his youthful ignorance and his personal growth.
And it would be a great question to ask. Because then he could explain his youthful ignorance and his personal growth.
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s being covered up.
And it would be a great question to ask. Because then he could explain his youthful ignorance and his personal growth.
And it would be a great question to ask. Because then he could explain his youthful ignorance and his personal growth.
Neither he nor the Army understood it was hate speech. LOTS of people don’t understand that symbol is hate speech - like I’ve said, even Walmart was selling shirts with the design until someone told them what was up.
Being ignorant in the past doesn’t mean you’re a shithead forever.
Being ignorant in the past doesn’t mean you’re a shithead forever.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Neither he nor the Army understood it was hate speech. LOTS of people don’t understand that symbol is hate speech - like I’ve said, even Walmart was selling shirts with the design until someone told them what was up.
Being ignorant in the past doesn’t mean you’re a shithead forever.
Being ignorant in the past doesn’t mean you’re a shithead forever.
If America’s coolest Jew can understand this, so can you. If the US Army didn’t recognize it as a hate symbol during his physical inspections, that shows you how rarely people understand the Nazi reference. Mistakes happen, people get better.
October 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If America’s coolest Jew can understand this, so can you. If the US Army didn’t recognize it as a hate symbol during his physical inspections, that shows you how rarely people understand the Nazi reference. Mistakes happen, people get better.
Me: (selling an awesome guitar on Craigslist at a fair price)
Someone:
Someone:
October 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me: (selling an awesome guitar on Craigslist at a fair price)
Someone:
Someone:
40-year-old throwbacks, to the time before Under Armor made them Oregon East.
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
40-year-old throwbacks, to the time before Under Armor made them Oregon East.
Until the movie started that was the shocker of my day.
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Until the movie started that was the shocker of my day.
My wife is out Dreamforcing, so there’s really only one thing to do: get baked out of my skull and praise Argento.
October 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My wife is out Dreamforcing, so there’s really only one thing to do: get baked out of my skull and praise Argento.
His playoff game vs GB was one of the most incredible single-athlete performances in the history of the NFL.
He’s one of only three QBs in history to run for two and throw for two TDs in a playoff game.
Just look at these numbers! In the playoffs!!
He’s one of only three QBs in history to run for two and throw for two TDs in a playoff game.
Just look at these numbers! In the playoffs!!
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
His playoff game vs GB was one of the most incredible single-athlete performances in the history of the NFL.
He’s one of only three QBs in history to run for two and throw for two TDs in a playoff game.
Just look at these numbers! In the playoffs!!
He’s one of only three QBs in history to run for two and throw for two TDs in a playoff game.
Just look at these numbers! In the playoffs!!
So how is Salesforce doing now that they pivoted hard to AI? A friend checks in from the Dreamforce event in SF…
October 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So how is Salesforce doing now that they pivoted hard to AI? A friend checks in from the Dreamforce event in SF…
He’s one of the most accurate passers in NFL history too. Here’s the list of all-time lowest percent of passes that were INTs…he’s tied at 6th best ALL TIME with Tom f’ing Brady.
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
He’s one of the most accurate passers in NFL history too. Here’s the list of all-time lowest percent of passes that were INTs…he’s tied at 6th best ALL TIME with Tom f’ing Brady.
Wait I must be a doing a better job than just water-fizzing
October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wait I must be a doing a better job than just water-fizzing