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ChrisMoola❤️🐮
@chrismoola.bsky.social
NC
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Amateur Film maker
All-around goober
Amazon stop being evil for .2 seconds challenge lvl impossible
July 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Getting cyber lung off the Pac-Man vape
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Enjoy our awful humidity 😎
July 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Make peace, offer him some lightly run over meats.
June 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Embrace tradition
June 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Worst guy I ever worked for was a short martial arts instructor who would play the Shinedown live album. There was something in the water back then.
May 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What if I told you Shinedown is just a Nickelback variant and has been for years
May 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Not a problem, I could have capitalized the “never” to be fair 😂
May 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This was a Joke 😭 I’m not defending that degenerate snake oil salesman
May 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
100% an escalation.
I remember him telling us to eat chocolate for our hearts or some other bs.
May 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Dr. Oz that told my mom “3 tips for burning belly fat” in 2010 would never say shit like this.
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That would be great. Tired of chemicals that make me feel mid
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
“The Antichrist is born of Mountain Dew and Percs”
May 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Like we really can’t do this anymore, we’ve lost the recipes 😭
May 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They mean there’s not enough 3rd spaces for teen boys to yell slurs
May 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Making tailgaters think they’re having a stroke just before I slam both feet through the brake pedal like Fred Flintstone
May 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM