Chris Loren
@chrismloren.bsky.social
Writer, guy with cats, table, cup, chair
They're arresting judges now for showing humanity to immigrants. It's over. Pack up and move. We tried to have a country, and it didn't work out. Onto the next thing.
April 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They're arresting judges now for showing humanity to immigrants. It's over. Pack up and move. We tried to have a country, and it didn't work out. Onto the next thing.
I hate to admit it, but I don't enjoy Bluesky as much because I agree with everybody. Turns out I just like yelling at magas
April 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I hate to admit it, but I don't enjoy Bluesky as much because I agree with everybody. Turns out I just like yelling at magas
anyways, here's arnold schwarzenegger and dubya on a sled in 1991
March 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
anyways, here's arnold schwarzenegger and dubya on a sled in 1991
In 50 years from now, kids are going to be asking their teachers whether or not the american people knew that the government was rounding up immigrants, and if so, why didn't we stop it?
March 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In 50 years from now, kids are going to be asking their teachers whether or not the american people knew that the government was rounding up immigrants, and if so, why didn't we stop it?
"governor hot wheels" is the funniest thing a democrat has said in a decade
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"governor hot wheels" is the funniest thing a democrat has said in a decade
If trump says that things signed with autopen aren't valid, does that mean I don't have to pay back my loans that were signed with autopen?
March 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If trump says that things signed with autopen aren't valid, does that mean I don't have to pay back my loans that were signed with autopen?
Dream bong rotation. *bubbling, sputtering, coughing* "Hey, what if like the aliens are coming here to provide us with worker's rights?"
AOC teams up with Florida Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna for bill capping credit card interest at 10%
The current average is nearly three times higher than their proposed limit — at 28.71%.
nypost.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dream bong rotation. *bubbling, sputtering, coughing* "Hey, what if like the aliens are coming here to provide us with worker's rights?"
I have 35 followers on bluesky. When does the cash start rolling in?
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I have 35 followers on bluesky. When does the cash start rolling in?
Reposted by Chris Loren
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
I Have No Butt and I Must Toot
February 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I Have No Butt and I Must Toot
When Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote Ozymandias, I bet he didn't expect that the monument that would actually withstand the passage of time would be a giant turd from a 9th century viking
February 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When Percy Bysshe Shelley wrote Ozymandias, I bet he didn't expect that the monument that would actually withstand the passage of time would be a giant turd from a 9th century viking
I for one am glad that trump is eliminating the department of education.
If there's one problem in this country, it's that people are too educated.
If there's one problem in this country, it's that people are too educated.
February 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I for one am glad that trump is eliminating the department of education.
If there's one problem in this country, it's that people are too educated.
If there's one problem in this country, it's that people are too educated.
It would be so horrible if chuck schumer dressed up like rambo and hid in the white house and ambushed trump with a bowie knife while trump was pooping. Don't do that chuck!
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It would be so horrible if chuck schumer dressed up like rambo and hid in the white house and ambushed trump with a bowie knife while trump was pooping. Don't do that chuck!
The funniest thing about the very un-funny elon musk nazi salutes is all the magas replicating it and losing their jobs.
January 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The funniest thing about the very un-funny elon musk nazi salutes is all the magas replicating it and losing their jobs.
New Mandela effect was unlocked for me today when I learned that Tom Girardi is still alive.
January 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
New Mandela effect was unlocked for me today when I learned that Tom Girardi is still alive.
A week and a half in, and we've already got our first concentration camp underway. THIS IS GOING GREAT
January 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A week and a half in, and we've already got our first concentration camp underway. THIS IS GOING GREAT
It's 8 days in and he's already burning America to the ground. Congress needs to remove him from office by any means necessary ASAP
January 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It's 8 days in and he's already burning America to the ground. Congress needs to remove him from office by any means necessary ASAP
Every time I see a tesla on the road now, I wonder if the driver is a nazi
January 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Every time I see a tesla on the road now, I wonder if the driver is a nazi
What the actual fuck
Heeding Trump, Air Force won't teach recruits about Tuskegee Airmen
A video on the pioneering Black pilots, famed for their World War II exploits, was stripped from an Air Force basic training curriculum this week.
www.expressnews.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What the actual fuck
So the richest man in the world, who apparently will have an official seat in our government, did two nazi salutes yesterday while celebrating the inauguration of trump.
You might be asking "what now?"
Well it's simple. There's one surefire way to defeat the nazis in the US. Just follow these st
You might be asking "what now?"
Well it's simple. There's one surefire way to defeat the nazis in the US. Just follow these st
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So the richest man in the world, who apparently will have an official seat in our government, did two nazi salutes yesterday while celebrating the inauguration of trump.
You might be asking "what now?"
Well it's simple. There's one surefire way to defeat the nazis in the US. Just follow these st
You might be asking "what now?"
Well it's simple. There's one surefire way to defeat the nazis in the US. Just follow these st