Chris Merlo
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Chris Merlo
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Long Island guy, computer science professor, bass and Stick player in @theyellowbox.com, volunteer firefighter, husband, and dad. Not in that order.
Every semester I hide Easter eggs for students to gauge their (or their parents') taste in music. Let's see what happens this year.
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s not “making history” if it’s not from the 2006 region of Shea Stadium; it’s just “sparkling ugliness”. #LGM
September 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Dear @mets.com,
You got this wrong. It should always be Piano Man.
Thank you,
-Reality
August 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
August 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just got upgraded from copper to fiber, and now I live in the future.
June 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Well I know what I’m doing for the next 45 minutes. #RIPChuck
June 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
May 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
May 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Of course it’s entirely possible that I spoke too soon
April 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Post a pic of who you wanted to be as a kid cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/4rzs3TXykqE4...
April 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I really hope the Polar Bear comes back to Flushing, but it seems like either way #Rush songs will be represented #LGM
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Go Commanders, I guess
January 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy birthday to the king. Play it loud today. #RIPEVH
January 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Usually when people say I’m funny, it’s not meant as a compliment, but now an actual comedian has liked a joke I wrote. Maybe I’m in the wrong line of work.
January 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I was fortunate enough to be at Progressive Field with @progscape.bsky.social when the Guardians inducted CC into their team’s Hall of Fame last summer. Glad to see him make the big one too.
January 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only. #LGM
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you see this, post something orange #LGM
January 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite Pokémon wrong answers only
January 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wait, it’s not bulletproof?
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rush fans, if you find yourself at the Hard Rock Hotel in Orlando, do check out the gift shop
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character (wrong answers only) cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/...
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Guys guys guys.

Shit is *real* now. I'm going places.
December 11, 2024 at 1:23 PM
From the “This is not a surprise” department
December 6, 2024 at 5:45 PM
If you see this, post a knight. i.pinimg.com/736x/32/dc/3...
December 5, 2024 at 2:06 AM