Chris Merkel
@chrismerkel.bsky.social
Cybersecurity / Infosec Leader, Teller of Rambling, Pointless Stories, Provider of Dubious Career Advice.
Professional alt, unprofessional posts.
Masto: @chrismerkel@infosec.exchange
Professional alt, unprofessional posts.
Masto: @chrismerkel@infosec.exchange
Adobe's launch of LLM inside Acrobat Reader is absolute dogshit. The one thing you want it for, which is to explain how to PDF, it doesn't know anything.
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Adobe's launch of LLM inside Acrobat Reader is absolute dogshit. The one thing you want it for, which is to explain how to PDF, it doesn't know anything.
Counterpoint: Fuck Sam Altman. His firms' actions don't warrant respecting of norms.
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Counterpoint: Fuck Sam Altman. His firms' actions don't warrant respecting of norms.
Colbalt Strike out there like
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Colbalt Strike out there like
When your company name is just a little too on the nose.
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When your company name is just a little too on the nose.
Having this icon in MacOS always struck me as petty dickishness.
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Having this icon in MacOS always struck me as petty dickishness.
I took your unfocused and poorly phrased criticism to AI to help me understand better. I am incapable of original thought, and am grateful for technologies like this to help manage all of my interactions with people like you.
September 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I took your unfocused and poorly phrased criticism to AI to help me understand better. I am incapable of original thought, and am grateful for technologies like this to help manage all of my interactions with people like you.
There are some accounts you just follow because their posts seem so relevant to the moment, like @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There are some accounts you just follow because their posts seem so relevant to the moment, like @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
There is now a word for how one feels watching Star Trek V, thanks to AI
September 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
There is now a word for how one feels watching Star Trek V, thanks to AI
Drove past the Salesforce building in Chicago on my way to the train station. Seems like things are going great right now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Drove past the Salesforce building in Chicago on my way to the train station. Seems like things are going great right now.
Can we just pause a moment and admire the fact that the main menu on Fox News is the perfect distillation of the id of their viewers.
September 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can we just pause a moment and admire the fact that the main menu on Fox News is the perfect distillation of the id of their viewers.
While Salesloft indicates they have 5000+ drift users, this site indicates that there are 24k web properties using the Salesloft Drift product on their front end. Not an expert in the technology, but I would assume that some percentage of them have it wired to their SFDC accounts.
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
While Salesloft indicates they have 5000+ drift users, this site indicates that there are 24k web properties using the Salesloft Drift product on their front end. Not an expert in the technology, but I would assume that some percentage of them have it wired to their SFDC accounts.
Lol there's a scam account pretending to be Mark Driscoll on X and I'm not gonna do a damn thing about it.
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Lol there's a scam account pretending to be Mark Driscoll on X and I'm not gonna do a damn thing about it.
Southwest going hard on the privileged white guy advertising
August 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Southwest going hard on the privileged white guy advertising
Sounds like the people who bought out your local optometrist
August 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Sounds like the people who bought out your local optometrist
I'd rather live in an America where the **acting director** doesn't have to go in front of everyone and say this.
July 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'd rather live in an America where the **acting director** doesn't have to go in front of everyone and say this.
