Chris Mejia aka College Football is Here, We Byke
@chrismejia.bsky.social
Aspiring Absent Baby Daddy | Bobby Wagner Knock-Off | Featured on BBC, Seattle Stranger | Written for the Seattle Times, Flexx Mag, and The Needling | Dumb Sports Fan
BYRUM BROWN IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BYRUM BROWN IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR
Byrum Brown interception
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Byrum Brown interception
ANOTHER BYRUM BROWN TOUCHDOWN
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ANOTHER BYRUM BROWN TOUCHDOWN
USF has scored another touchdown
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
USF has scored another touchdown
USF GETS AN INTERCEPTION
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
USF GETS AN INTERCEPTION
Two fumbles in a row
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Two fumbles in a row
We fumbled
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We fumbled
“Halftime check in Chris, how are you feeling about the UM vs USF game?”
September 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Halftime check in Chris, how are you feeling about the UM vs USF game?”
Me, a Bulls fan, watching Georgia Tech upset a high ranking ACC team
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Me, a Bulls fan, watching Georgia Tech upset a high ranking ACC team
USF IS RANKED ABOVE ALABAMA
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
USF IS RANKED ABOVE ALABAMA
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Wow, this UF vs USF game is so exciting!”
Me:
Me:
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Wow, this UF vs USF game is so exciting!”
Me:
Me:
September 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
USF DEFENSE FORCES ANOTHER KICK
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
USF DEFENSE FORCES ANOTHER KICK
The Gators have been netting like 9 yards a carry and the score is only 3-3, I’m genuinely having the time of my life right now
September 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Gators have been netting like 9 yards a carry and the score is only 3-3, I’m genuinely having the time of my life right now
THE BULLS DEFENSE FORCE A KICK
September 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
THE BULLS DEFENSE FORCE A KICK
Jalen Hurts running in two touchdowns
September 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Jalen Hurts running in two touchdowns
Eagles opening defensive drive vs the Eagles opening offensive drive
September 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Eagles opening defensive drive vs the Eagles opening offensive drive
Ty Simpson
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ty Simpson
Nightmare blunt rotation
August 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
No other sport can give you an image as beautiful as this, god I missed college football
August 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No other sport can give you an image as beautiful as this, god I missed college football
Bama really is getting cooked in a blowout, I never thought I’d live to see it
August 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bama really is getting cooked in a blowout, I never thought I’d live to see it
USF is throwing deep balls, scoring against a ranked opponent and playing outstanding defense
August 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
USF is throwing deep balls, scoring against a ranked opponent and playing outstanding defense
August 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me: Ended the first quarter on a big play, that’s gotta be a sign of good things to come!
ESPN:
ESPN:
August 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me: Ended the first quarter on a big play, that’s gotta be a sign of good things to come!
ESPN:
ESPN: