What is wrong with you? The French state owns the motorway system, but it is maintained by private companies, paid for by the tolls. Each company is on a tight, time limited contract.....

Colonal Vlad's Ukrainian Roast Chicken.

Me too yesterday, except I had to unfold it again for an unexpected guest. My son's pal is Matthew Parris's PA, so I felt particularly magnanimous in hosting him (working for a Tory). He has no affiliation to the them, though, and plays a mean bass guitar. This rubbish phase will pass for you, Jess.

Or, make one of these. Only safe if you have a steady flat surface to put it on. I worked for about 5 hours yesterday on 5 tea lights. I'm not mad.....

Wa***r......