Hey, Spencer, can you get them to get a CFC number?
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Hey, Spencer, can you get them to get a CFC number?
I'd heard it was to represent the base circumstances of Jesus' birth: manger, animals, people shitting outside the barn, etc
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'd heard it was to represent the base circumstances of Jesus' birth: manger, animals, people shitting outside the barn, etc
Yes, els caganers!
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yes, els caganers!
NO WAIT, CHICAGO, LIKE ON A 1986 MAC
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NO WAIT, CHICAGO, LIKE ON A 1986 MAC
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Screw Flanders.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Screw Flanders.
My wife is very defensive that this is not a dessert, but a salad. It always comes out during the meal, not after.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My wife is very defensive that this is not a dessert, but a salad. It always comes out during the meal, not after.
We're from Kentucky and we like it that way.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We're from Kentucky and we like it that way.
"Oh, no, another cat! Outside! I must help the family by marking our territory near the windows where this interloper could gain entry. With my urine. Inside." -Simon (RIP)
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Oh, no, another cat! Outside! I must help the family by marking our territory near the windows where this interloper could gain entry. With my urine. Inside." -Simon (RIP)
Doctor said not to lift anything heavy.
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Doctor said not to lift anything heavy.
Add a tap out of the buses and calculate fare by distance, like Seoul? And/or set an upper limit on daily fare, and after that it's free, like London?
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Add a tap out of the buses and calculate fare by distance, like Seoul? And/or set an upper limit on daily fare, and after that it's free, like London?
It's been done
August 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's been done
Poor timing to convert yourself to an exotherm during Heat Dome Summer™
August 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Poor timing to convert yourself to an exotherm during Heat Dome Summer™
What a time to continue to be alive
July 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What a time to continue to be alive
I was in an arrived plane on the tarmac for two+ hours because the lightning was too close to allow jetway operation
June 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was in an arrived plane on the tarmac for two+ hours because the lightning was too close to allow jetway operation
The II Legion's primarch was A'Dam Smythe
May 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The II Legion's primarch was A'Dam Smythe
"Running the country like a business" but wholly ignoring the "increase revenue" portion
May 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Running the country like a business" but wholly ignoring the "increase revenue" portion
I guess you could say he's not...singal
May 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I guess you could say he's not...singal
Over the course of several years, my mom taught most of my cousins and a foreign exchange student how to read a racing form during the Fall Meet at Churchill Downs
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Over the course of several years, my mom taught most of my cousins and a foreign exchange student how to read a racing form during the Fall Meet at Churchill Downs
Doesn't Kroger own Ralphs?
May 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Doesn't Kroger own Ralphs?
Well fucking well
April 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Well fucking well
