Chris Lutton
@chrislutton92.bsky.social
Recovering Charlton fan.
"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Did you think you were going to do some work this afternoon, human? Well I'm afraid your plans have changed." #proofofcat
The Telegraph is abandoning any pretence at being a newspaper.
I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now.
I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Telegraph is abandoning any pretence at being a newspaper.
I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now.
I guess it's been in the offing for a while, but it's still a depressing sign of where we are right now.
Izzy is now blanking me after I didn't give her a treat
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Izzy is now blanking me after I didn't give her a treat
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
This is the bonus word from today's Squaredle. I've never seen 'nervy' mean showing courage or bravery – I only know it to mean nervous or jittery. Maybe it's an American/British thing?
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the bonus word from today's Squaredle. I've never seen 'nervy' mean showing courage or bravery – I only know it to mean nervous or jittery. Maybe it's an American/British thing?
Incredible Freudian slip here!
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Incredible Freudian slip here!
Izzy is sad because her human thinks #CelebrityTraitors is more important than giving her fusses.
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Izzy is sad because her human thinks #CelebrityTraitors is more important than giving her fusses.
Izzy is up on her soapbox this morning, broadcasting a very important message to the household:
"I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat
"I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat
October 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Izzy is up on her soapbox this morning, broadcasting a very important message to the household:
"I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat
"I have not yet had a single treat this morning. Don't you UNDERSTAND how important this matter is, humans?" #proofofcat
Izzy sends her regards to her fellow Queen Daphne
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Izzy sends her regards to her fellow Queen Daphne
Izzy is trying to find whatever sunny spots she can this morning #proofofcat
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Izzy is trying to find whatever sunny spots she can this morning #proofofcat
"You're a dullard, Harry"
August 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"You're a dullard, Harry"
She did WHAT at Glastonbury??
August 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
She did WHAT at Glastonbury??
At The Oval for the women's T20 finals day. The Blaze v The Bears, then the winner plays Surrey. Perfect day for it!
July 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
At The Oval for the women's T20 finals day. The Blaze v The Bears, then the winner plays Surrey. Perfect day for it!
He tried his best, OK?
July 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
He tried his best, OK?
"Can you really not do anything about the heat, human?"
July 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"Can you really not do anything about the heat, human?"
We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem #Lionesses
July 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We Hebben Een Serieus Probleem #Lionesses
Come to Epsom Downs racecourse to see the Queen tribute act where Freddie Mercury looks like Hitler... well I guess they could do Under Prussia
June 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Come to Epsom Downs racecourse to see the Queen tribute act where Freddie Mercury looks like Hitler... well I guess they could do Under Prussia
Izzy has decided to clock off for the weekend, and she thinks you should too
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Izzy has decided to clock off for the weekend, and she thinks you should too
Winning at Wembley is addictive, so here I am again 😉 Come on England! #Lionesses
May 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Winning at Wembley is addictive, so here I am again 😉 Come on England! #Lionesses
It's tough being a cat – sometimes your humans leave a bit of food on their plates so you have to step in and clean them yourself.
May 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It's tough being a cat – sometimes your humans leave a bit of food on their plates so you have to step in and clean them yourself.
If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that medieval graffiti, actually, is all around.
May 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that medieval graffiti, actually, is all around.
Excellent feed synchronisation #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Excellent feed synchronisation #eurovision