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ChrisLikesPie
@chrislikespie.bsky.social
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PNW 🏳️‍🌈💜🏳️‍🌈
trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
My name is Chris. I like 🥧.
She/her/any prefix with pie.
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Good luck with that. She has lawyers looking for stuff EVERYWHERE. I got this on Etsy, but the seller got suspended soon after due to an injunction from JKR
Black sticker with stars and white letters spelling "it's transpObia (capital O), not transphobiA (capital A)".
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
chrislikespie.bsky.social
You just died

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Mine checks too.
Black cat sitting on a wooden table in the middle of a puzzle, where just the border is done, plotting my demise.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
The view of an earth-like world with a rising sun on the horizon, seen from low orbit. There are seven large pale grey scale faces above the planet representing the different factions. The meme of the game is above the faces.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Three colorfully fall maple leaves (yellow in the back, red in the middle and orange in front) are on a granite rock in front of a tiny pumpkin someone left on that rock.
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
chrislikespie.bsky.social
Peter Gabriel's i/o
Peter Gabriel, old enough to have lost all of his hair is wearing a black turtleneck and his hands are photoshopped oddly over his face.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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600 people showed up to protest in our tiny town of 2000 #nokings
Sparkly protest sign that says "my favorite season is the fall of fascism" Colorful protest sign that says "he's a 34x convicted felon, not a king" Red letters spell out "we the people" with lots of blue stick figures of people and the bottom it says, "maga fascists just wee" "These colors don't bow" in blue letters with three small American flags.
October 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Zoe is using her sunbeam time to contemplate world domination.
A black cat reclining on wooden steps contemplating bringing about the end of the world.
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The Nobel committee was not having it from Mango Mussolini
When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognise courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist. Democracy depends on people who refuse to stay silent, who dare to step forward despite grave risk, and who remind us that freedom must never be taken for granted, but must always be defended – with words, with courage and with determination.
October 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It's not like the Nobel committee pulled any punches in not giving it to a whiny Hitler wannabe...
From the Nobel committee page: When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognise courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist. Democracy depends on people who refuse to stay silent, who dare to step forward despite grave risk, and who remind us that freedom must never be taken for granted, but must always be defended – with words, with courage and with determination.
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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#caturday
A black cat makes a loaf on a colorful quilt. There is another colorful quilt behind her.
September 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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We had an *almost* butt to butt situation last week 👀
A black cat and a giant tabby cat uneasily share a gray couch. There is much side-eye going on.
September 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Contact for ABC to protest Kimmel firing. 818-460-7477.
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Contact information for ABC to complain about Kimmel firing. 818-460-7477.
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
chrislikespie.bsky.social
My cat is going to get underfoot at just the wrong (right?) time and I'm going to fall down the stairs and break my neck, killing us both.

This might be an alternative if something cute shows up on my porch before my cat can murder me.
A black cat sitting ona chair with a blue and white curtain behind her. Is she feigning innocence? Or plotting murder?
September 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A black cat in a laundry basket is being watched by two birds on a cherry branch (funky art).
August 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My neighbor's AARP magazine got delivered to me by accident, so I've been perusing until she gets home on the weekend.

Every article reads like it was written by a Gen Z imagining what it must feel like to get old. It's like that Steve Buscemi meme, but in reverse.

Also? Rosemary's Baby = 1968.
Screenshot of an article in AARP magazine saying a good bet for safe viewing on a plane is movies released before 1970. Rosemary's Baby anyone? 1968. Steve Buscemi wearing a backwards red baseball cap and carrying a skateboard his shoulder saying "how do you do, fellow kids". The joke is that Steve Buscemi is at least 50 years old in this photo.
August 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Pre-ordered yesterday and my bookshop thought it looked "cool" and ordered extra copies for the store 🎉
Pre-order confirmation from my local bookstore that says Maureen Johnson's new book looks "cool" and they ordered extra copies for the store! Yay!
August 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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#Caturday is for blanket forts Percy. I think you would like it if you gave it a chance.
A grey and white cat is under the blanket forts chair while a black cat sleeps on top. Same cats, but the black cats has one eye open, with a "you'd better not try anything mister" look on her face aimed at the beast below.
August 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Seek thinks it's a fuzzy horned bumblebee
Text describing Bombus mixtus, the fuzzy horned bumblebee.
July 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Ok which is it @stephenking.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com?
#WhereDoAllRoadsLead
A post from Stephen King saying all roads lead to Derry, but under that is a post by Mueller She wrote saying all roads lead to Putin.
July 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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The I Love Lucy logo from the classic TV show. Because I love Lucy ♥️
July 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Post a picture of when your cat was little
A tiny black kitten with very blue eyes is surrounded by denim clad human legs. The kitten has an expression of WTF? She will retain this as her one and only expression for the next 11 years.
June 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little
A tiny black kitten with very blue eyes is surrounded by denim clad human legs. The kitten has an expression of WTF? She will retain this as her one and only expression for the next 11 years.
June 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Twas a great day for a protest. #NoKings
A colorful protest sign with the words "he's a 34x convicted felon, not a king", with a crown over the upper right side of the letter k. Also, fuck that fucking fascist fucker and all of his fucking fascist goons.
June 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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We're all gonna need an emotional support cave soon.
A handsome grey and white tabby cat is on a grey and white striped cushion, hiding from the world inside his blue teepee.
June 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM