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@chrislifts.bsky.social
I raise my boys woke
I lift heavy shit and curse…a lot
I coach kids to be strong & kind
I sound my barbaric yawp: “Fuck the patriarchy!”

Non-practicing white male
#Resistance 💙💙💙
Ivy Educated empath
He/Him/His 🚺✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️rights supporter.
Married; no FEMBOTS!
Our next President should replace his with a black box or this. Good with either.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Imagine being this disgusting fat fuck and having the nerve to call a woman “Piggy”.

Sure thing, President Pedophile Lardass.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Yup.
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ready
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ready. 🙂
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Someone should really let him know that it’s much more hygienic and healthy not to shave your neck vagina. Also helps avoid those annoying ingrowns!
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I asked ClaudeAI who was dumb enough to think “Anti ICE” would be foolproof and prompted it with:
- obsequious
- loyal
- unqualified
- stupid

We have our answer.
September 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Apropos of nothing:

If you take issue with the first but not the second, YOU are the problem.
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I offer salty progressive politics, and sometimes I dress up as Wolverine.
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fixed the headline for them.
August 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social

Please shut this shit down immediately. I can’t think of a more inappropriate misappropriation of Superman’s message than letting this traitorous, treasonous, white supremacist piece of Krypto’s excrement soil your work.
July 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I‘ll NEVER forgive F47 and the entire right-wing apparatus (Fox, the GOP, etc) for this.

This is my sister. 1.5 years older than me; my best friend when we were little. Both of us gifted and talented as kids. Invoking MY FATHER’S flag in support of that sack of dog shit.

“Ridiculous liberal” = me
June 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My new pin for Pride Month. I consider my allyship a sacred honor.

#Loveislove #SafeWithMe #HappyPride
June 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
May 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Would send a warning to Russia that the safety of civilians will not be guaranteed. Let them stay home. And then Zelenskyy should go full Maximus.
May 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think he holds up the number of fingers that indicate which change he needs.

“Oh, Popey Wopey made a little pee pee in his Papal Diapee!!”
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
They’re worse now.

Heading down same path, along with Guilfoyle.
April 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
No lies detected.

Also: the more adamant a politician is about their “faith”, the more likely everything they propose would have Jesus flipping their fucking lectern.

Not podium. Lectern. (Let’s see if this works….) 😉
April 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh, look! The pins I ordered for my wife and me are in. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️❤️

#lgbtqia2s+ #transrightsarehumanrights
April 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Monday! Ready to attack the week. 🙂

And here are my doggies to kick things off with a smile.
April 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I’m not so sure it’s accurate to say “trillions were lost” over the last several days.

I think it’s more accurate to say: “insider traders in the government STOLE trillions of dollars from normal people”.

Just another redistribution of wealth to the top. 🤬
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This was October 2024.

Now Trump and Musk are about to blow it the fuck up like one of SpaceX’s shit rockets.

#VoteThemAllOut
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Be a shame if people kept sharing this.
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM