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Chris LaMartina
@chrislamartina.bsky.social
Support yer boy over at www.WNUFhalloweenspecial.com

Creator, WNUF Halloween Special & sequel, the Out There Halloween Mega Tape. Drummer in Beach Creeper. Part time werewolf.

All opinions are my own (and probably embarrassing).
If you're one of those sweet folks who picked up the WNUF double feature discs at Walmart recently, I hope you know we just released a spin-off...
TRICK OR TREAT WITH REED RICHMOND!

We're self-distributing that one along with a rad zine and it's available at our shop. 🔗in bio!
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Never in a million years did I think I’d make a movie that got into a major retailer like this. It does not feel real.

WNUF double feature blu from Terror Vision has started landing at select Walmarts and should be available at all of them in coming weeks.

Happy fall, y'all!🎃🎃
September 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Super proud of my dude, @jamie-nash.bsky.social for his new book, Save the Cat! Writes Horror (currently a #1 bestseller on Amazon)

Bonus- yours truly gets a shout-out for WNUF … so that’s especially mind-blowing for a dorky kid who grew up devouring Snyder’s original tome.

Pick it up asap!!
August 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Copies of our new WNUF spin off, TRICK OR TREAT with REED RICHMOND have arrived and we've begun mailing out copies of the disc/zine.

Link in my bio. October in my heart. Happy Halloween!
July 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
June 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🎃 Remember Monster Planet?!

Back in 1995, cult icon Reed Richmond hosted a weird 'lil Halloween special on witches, werewolves, & more.

Thought lost— it's finally available again, and first run comes with a spooky punk zine from back in the day.

Link in my bio. October in my heart. LET'S RAGE
June 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Haven't been posting much these days, but pre orders for “Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond” (our new wnuf spin off, the “Ewok adventure” to my eventual wnuf trilogy) launch this Friday.

If you need more werewolves, vampires, frankensteins, and mummies in your life, check our shop Friday afternoon.
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
6 years ago, Party Werewolf was born and the world has never been the same...

@auroragorealis.bsky.social
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If you haven't yet, y'all need to drop what you're doing and see CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD asap. It's absurdly rad and in theaters rn.

I can't promise @adamcesare.bsky.social will grab drinks with you afterward, but it COULD HAPPEN...
May 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Been really depressed lately so drowning myself projects to avoid feeling horrible feelings.

Here’s an invisible man slinging deodorant. He’s part of our wnuf spin off Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond that’s coming out this year (humanity pending).
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Its been DAYS and Im still pissed they said Dracula isn't a word.
February 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Celebrate our slasher opus, Presidents’s Day this President’s Day with this lil star-strangled proOommooOoo cOoOoode…

16% 0ff across all items… use the money you save to put some eggs on layaway.

God bless America. Thoughts and prayers.
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Because the world isn’t stressful enough, I am attempting to shoot a new feature in 4 days to commemorate my upcoming 40 years on this planet.

Let’s all light a candle for patron saint Roger Corman and keep our fingers crossed that this schedule is strong as the cast and crew joining me.
February 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Long challenging day ahead of me…
Time to make the donuts. Wish me luck. 😉
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ok, I thought folks were overreacting, but Trump's new official portrait is a bit much...
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey Baltimore weirdos!

Our surf punk band that sings about monster/cryptids is playing the Ottobar on Wednesday Jan 22nd with UK legends, the Meteors!

It's our first show since tour so come kick it with us! xo
January 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Better watch out!

If you want copies of any of our movies under your tree this Christmas, you need to ice-skate on over to our site right now and get our elves working on an order. The cut-off is Tues AM since we’re pausing shipping for the next month while we wrangle reindeer across the pond.
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Broke the GIF rule for a photo, but whatever...
The real ones know.
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
WNUF2 box sets sold out pretty fast at Terror Vision’s site, but we have a few that we’re slowly rolling out on our site.

This set features the blu with new extras, the trader tony’s tape dungeon catalog, poster, and immortal dagger cd.

These are sold out and never to be printed again. Get em!
November 19, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Baltimore!
If you’re in the market for fun this Sat (11/23), our new feature, FOR SALE BY EXORCIST is taking up residence at the Parkway for our local premiere.
Directed by @auroragorealis.bsky.social , written by me and @timidwerewolf.bsky.social, it’s a mockumentary about flipping haunted houses.
November 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Why doom scroll when you can watch old special interest tapes about Armageddon prophecies?

I love it when they’re wrong.
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 PM
John Carpenter predicted Matt Gaetz as Attorney General back when Snake Plissken escaped from LA...
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
!Attention Baltimore weirdos!

Our new flick (and @auroragorealis.bsky.social 's directorial debut) FOR SALE BY EXORCIST has its local premiere scheduled for Saturday November 23rd at the SNF Parkway. Show starts around 8pm!

Melissa directed and I co-wrote with my dude, @timidwerewolf.bsky.social
November 12, 2024 at 12:52 AM