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Chris Klausmeier
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Professor of Theoretical Ecology, Kellogg Biological Station, Michigan State University
Maybe I should’ve skipped this version 😈
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You need more creature comforts on that shelf!
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera. No cheating!
May 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
March 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
🚫 No Swimming
January 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
January 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
December 17, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Pielou (Am Nat 1981) critiquing a test of the broken stick model. @asn-amnat.bsky.social
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November 20, 2024 at 7:12 PM
SMTPB will host a panel discussion on grant writing in theoretical population biology Monday Nov 18 at 8AM PT / 11AM ET. Host: Maria Servedio, panelists: Mark Broom, Thomas Lenormand, Marie-Josée Fortin, Scott Nuimser & me. Register here: unc.zoom.us/meeting/regi...
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Poster printed, en route to Unifying Ecology GRC
July 28, 2024 at 1:16 PM
June 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
A solid list, but no muppets?
April 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
With a few simplifications, Mathematica should be able to give me some analytical results 😸

The analytical results:
March 15, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes imperceptibly rounding off the corner helps the ODE solver. You can adjust h up or down.
March 12, 2024 at 5:21 AM
The closet:
February 9, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Whew, made it! (Started Jan 1, 2023 so a few freezes used along the way)
January 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Damn, Duolingo Diamond League ain’t no joke
January 15, 2024 at 12:07 AM
January 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Thanks! We've got our own three-species LV competition paper in revision... also a lot of triangles! It spawned a lot of internal memes, one of which seems relevant here.
January 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Have you ever run into this guy?
January 5, 2024 at 3:31 AM
January 4, 2024 at 12:22 AM
January 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Let my spouse set a Screen Time passcode -- one way to enforce a new year's resolution 😤
January 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM