Chris Keyser
@chriskeyser.bsky.social
Westerville (don't lie, you've heard of it). Unnatural love of local sports teams: Crew, Browns, Buckeyes, Cavs
Captain Ron, swabs
July 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Captain Ron, swabs
I don't get the Death Cab connection, is he MAGA?
June 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I don't get the Death Cab connection, is he MAGA?
Those are excellent seats. The lights are intense down there.
May 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Those are excellent seats. The lights are intense down there.
Here we are boycotting Target and their dumb decisions when the root of all that is wrong with this country just rolls on undisturbed.
April 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Here we are boycotting Target and their dumb decisions when the root of all that is wrong with this country just rolls on undisturbed.
It's a medical incident of some kind.
January 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's a medical incident of some kind.
Fat lady just stood up
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Fat lady just stood up
They offered him a sixer of Little Kings and the war was launched.
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 PM
They offered him a sixer of Little Kings and the war was launched.
Top 5 Christmas movie. Ed is perfect in this role, somewhere between Al Bundy and Jay Pritchett. Ethan's only villain turn! Plus Jobeth Williams (eternally hot) and Shooter McGavin, and a John Hughes script!
November 28, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Top 5 Christmas movie. Ed is perfect in this role, somewhere between Al Bundy and Jay Pritchett. Ethan's only villain turn! Plus Jobeth Williams (eternally hot) and Shooter McGavin, and a John Hughes script!
Especially when blandbean was available!
November 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Especially when blandbean was available!
Bag of Hostess Donettes, probably chocolate, and a Arizona Arnold Palmer
November 3, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Bag of Hostess Donettes, probably chocolate, and a Arizona Arnold Palmer
Assuming the Alamo is behind the armadillo.
November 3, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Assuming the Alamo is behind the armadillo.
I give you the only cover of this song I can stomach
youtu.be/F6Pr46spIis?...
youtu.be/F6Pr46spIis?...
Black Pumas - Eleanor Rigby (Official Live Session)
YouTube video by BlackPumasVEVO
youtu.be
November 2, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I give you the only cover of this song I can stomach
youtu.be/F6Pr46spIis?...
youtu.be/F6Pr46spIis?...
It wouldn't kill Peter to bring some fucking muffins every once in a while
November 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
It wouldn't kill Peter to bring some fucking muffins every once in a while
The idea of a series of houses , each with a baked potato bar ingredient, is definitely intriguing
October 31, 2024 at 10:58 PM
The idea of a series of houses , each with a baked potato bar ingredient, is definitely intriguing
Who was the dude with Jack, was it Gary?
October 28, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Who was the dude with Jack, was it Gary?
Ohhh, not rodents. Pigs or boar relatives. TIL, ty!
October 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Ohhh, not rodents. Pigs or boar relatives. TIL, ty!
Midwest here...are javelina invasive? Do they have bad PR like rats or good PR like squirrels when they are basically the same thing?
October 24, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Midwest here...are javelina invasive? Do they have bad PR like rats or good PR like squirrels when they are basically the same thing?
Winston warming up......
October 6, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Winston warming up......
I have no solutions. Something is seriously broken this year. OL is old and leaky. Zinter is not him.
The kicker is this is a weak QB draft.
The kicker is this is a weak QB draft.
October 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I have no solutions. Something is seriously broken this year. OL is old and leaky. Zinter is not him.
The kicker is this is a weak QB draft.
The kicker is this is a weak QB draft.
I miss the couple dressed in neon
October 5, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I miss the couple dressed in neon