Emperor Ugh
@chriskeaton.bsky.social
I'm definitely not hiding on this backwater planet to avoid intergalactic criminal charges. Just a normal human person.
So I got laid off, cant get into details but I've been using this time to continue my biggest project in terms of effort yet.
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So I got laid off, cant get into details but I've been using this time to continue my biggest project in terms of effort yet.
Just out for a hike and the deer are just chilling with me.
October 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just out for a hike and the deer are just chilling with me.
The purple shrubs are blooming.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The purple shrubs are blooming.
My yard was just stripped desert. The previous owner bulldozed it flat and got rid of all plants to keep horses. But 3 years on i have a full garden with a more natural style yard. I call it symmetrical nature as I've included squares and circles that can be see from space. Lol
July 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My yard was just stripped desert. The previous owner bulldozed it flat and got rid of all plants to keep horses. But 3 years on i have a full garden with a more natural style yard. I call it symmetrical nature as I've included squares and circles that can be see from space. Lol
This is the start to my next yard/art installation.
May 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is the start to my next yard/art installation.
This kid is ripped. It's as if the painter had never seen a baby before.
March 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This kid is ripped. It's as if the painter had never seen a baby before.
Saw this painting. Apparently, these Dutch brothers were running things and doing a bad job at it so the people killed and ate them. We can learn a lot from history.
March 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Saw this painting. Apparently, these Dutch brothers were running things and doing a bad job at it so the people killed and ate them. We can learn a lot from history.
My force field was visible.
March 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My force field was visible.
2.50 in The Netherlands, maybe having adults in charge is a good thing.
March 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
2.50 in The Netherlands, maybe having adults in charge is a good thing.
It's so windy here my vortex is going to open a hole into another dimension.
January 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's so windy here my vortex is going to open a hole into another dimension.
My latest and probably next to last concrete project is done.
January 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My latest and probably next to last concrete project is done.
Took the 3 hour drive to Organpipe national park on Xmas, enjoyed the sights, weather, and lack of people.
December 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Took the 3 hour drive to Organpipe national park on Xmas, enjoyed the sights, weather, and lack of people.
Latest project partly done. I'm thinking of soothing it so it's a smooth ribbon instead of stepped.
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Latest project partly done. I'm thinking of soothing it so it's a smooth ribbon instead of stepped.
I was shocked when a bald eagle landed on my fence. So I took out my phone zoomed in to realize the bald head was just a lightbulb. I need glasses.
December 8, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I was shocked when a bald eagle landed on my fence. So I took out my phone zoomed in to realize the bald head was just a lightbulb. I need glasses.
So what is this crazy thing going to be?
December 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
So what is this crazy thing going to be?
Things I miss from working in the office. This guy was sitting at the bottom of our stairwell for a couple weeks so I decided to give him a proper headstone. Over the days after a full memorial was installed by other folks.
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Things I miss from working in the office. This guy was sitting at the bottom of our stairwell for a couple weeks so I decided to give him a proper headstone. Over the days after a full memorial was installed by other folks.
Enjoyed the good weather.
December 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Enjoyed the good weather.
This was last weekends project. Now I can get better organized.
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 PM
This was last weekends project. Now I can get better organized.
I think the picture disappeared.
November 26, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I think the picture disappeared.
I rarely draw now a days. I did this for a collection of short stories I did as a bird was a character in all of them.
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I rarely draw now a days. I did this for a collection of short stories I did as a bird was a character in all of them.
I think my next project (after organizing my small workroom) is to make a bench that matches this table for the corner. I suspect it will also weigh a ton.
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I think my next project (after organizing my small workroom) is to make a bench that matches this table for the corner. I suspect it will also weigh a ton.