Chris Kania
@chriskania.bsky.social
Drummer living at the edge of the bell curve. Resist. Former tech worker bee. Finding my way the hard way. Eats lemons like oranges.
New cover released. youtu.be/sBBUZ2h-hp0?...
Vehicle - The Ides of March cover by South Street Live
YouTube video by South Street Live
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November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
New cover released. youtu.be/sBBUZ2h-hp0?...
Band I played with earlier in 2025. youtu.be/gTj0qPwaHec?...
Rockwell / Heart Of Rock 'n Roll
YouTube video by Mortenveld Productions
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October 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Band I played with earlier in 2025. youtu.be/gTj0qPwaHec?...
Rockwell / How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You)
YouTube video by Mortenveld Productions
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September 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Love Shack - The B-52's cover by South Street Live
YouTube video by South Street Live
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September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Go deaf, then get help.
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Go deaf, then get help.
Guest horn player Morgan on recent gig. youtu.be/DOzfhtRjgrk
Domino - Van Morrison cover by South Street Live
YouTube video by South Street Live
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August 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Guest horn player Morgan on recent gig. youtu.be/DOzfhtRjgrk
New recording. youtu.be/zLf_K85yQ64
RockWell / Tin Man
YouTube video by Mortenveld Productions
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May 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
New recording. youtu.be/zLf_K85yQ64
How can you tell if blue cheese goes bad?
March 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
How can you tell if blue cheese goes bad?
When I had to create an online account for financial aid for my daughter’s college education, I chose the username “brokedad”, but it was already taken.
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
When I had to create an online account for financial aid for my daughter’s college education, I chose the username “brokedad”, but it was already taken.
It would be terrible to make a hanging air freshener for your car that looked like a handicap parking placard.
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
It would be terrible to make a hanging air freshener for your car that looked like a handicap parking placard.
Drummers will understand this: Playing locked in the pocket live is the deepest expression of your soul I know
December 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Drummers will understand this: Playing locked in the pocket live is the deepest expression of your soul I know
I never was a fan of group work projects in school. Using ai to do my work, feels the same way.
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I never was a fan of group work projects in school. Using ai to do my work, feels the same way.
They say God will never give you more than you can handle. God and I sometimes disagree on exactly what that level is.
December 6, 2024 at 9:51 PM
They say God will never give you more than you can handle. God and I sometimes disagree on exactly what that level is.
Silently complaining to yourself about band issues is still better than not being in a band.
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Silently complaining to yourself about band issues is still better than not being in a band.
Bluetooth automatically connects perfectly every time to the device I don’t want to use.
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Bluetooth automatically connects perfectly every time to the device I don’t want to use.
I stopped checking the money count from the atm because it was never wrong. Does anyone check the count at the atm?
December 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I stopped checking the money count from the atm because it was never wrong. Does anyone check the count at the atm?
My mom was proud of her singing voice at church. When she heard my brother singing in church she yell-whispered in his ear. “If you can’t sing right and stop fooling around, don’t sing at all.” It was my brothers natural singing voice. He never sang again. Ever. #crusheddreams.
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 PM
My mom was proud of her singing voice at church. When she heard my brother singing in church she yell-whispered in his ear. “If you can’t sing right and stop fooling around, don’t sing at all.” It was my brothers natural singing voice. He never sang again. Ever. #crusheddreams.
It’s sad the sense of accomplishment I feel when I pull off the lint from the dryer lint-thing in one big piece.
December 6, 2024 at 9:40 PM
It’s sad the sense of accomplishment I feel when I pull off the lint from the dryer lint-thing in one big piece.
All those posters on the wall in the doctor’s treatment rooms show you in full color all the things that go wrong in your body in beautiful detail. To relax you before your exam.
December 6, 2024 at 9:39 PM
All those posters on the wall in the doctor’s treatment rooms show you in full color all the things that go wrong in your body in beautiful detail. To relax you before your exam.
#murphyslaw of the microwave: Whatever item you put in the front of the microwave rotating platter will always time out to the far-far-back of the microwave when done.
December 6, 2024 at 9:38 PM
#murphyslaw of the microwave: Whatever item you put in the front of the microwave rotating platter will always time out to the far-far-back of the microwave when done.
It’s a big job, and I take it very seriously. I’m in charge of chocolate quality control in my house. No chocolate enters my house without my personal testing. No exceptions.
December 6, 2024 at 9:37 PM
It’s a big job, and I take it very seriously. I’m in charge of chocolate quality control in my house. No chocolate enters my house without my personal testing. No exceptions.
Cats don’t get pointing. They just smell your finger.
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Cats don’t get pointing. They just smell your finger.
So we pulled up the hardwood floors and found beautiful carpeting underneath...
December 6, 2024 at 9:21 PM
So we pulled up the hardwood floors and found beautiful carpeting underneath...