Big Dog’s been licking his own balls for years

I wonder what Farage’s evidence is? Last I heard he isn’t a qualified healthcare professional.

Agree with both points 👍

Oh I do 😂, but bird watching in the garden has its consolations.

If you think a back twinge when you’re getting to 40 is unfair, wait til you get to 60. That’s a right bastard 😬

I got letter saying I was coming out of contract on 2 March but BT would offer extension at same rate. Didn’t mention 1 April by inflation uplift. Also didn’t mention new customer rate was a lot less. Even less was Plusnet for faster service. So when BT retention rang with new deal I said FO.

Our FPTP voting system in one. The only voters any of the parties are interested in are in the marginals

Anyone who reads anything, apart from the BBC, knows to take anything from the Policy Exchange with a large, very large, pinch of salt

Not wishing to be churlish but the Barnett formula helps. Scotland’s NHS is better than England’s on some measures, not all, though I think it’s a better system. All the rest - yup, fair. Midges - hate the little bastards, you’re welcome to them.

One gone. Now if the other one would just piss off too, how nice would that be?

In one.

Hi Claire, nice to see ya 😊