Chris Ives
@chrisives.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Ex-twitterer, ex-navy, whiskey, craft beer, wine country, commentary and very random
July 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Turns out the best way to negotiate with a human tornado isn’t to shout louder, it’s to document the storm. Carney’s genius move is treating Trump’s inconsistency as a feature rather than a bug. The ultimate power move is knowing unpredictability is predictable.
July 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Turns out the best way to negotiate with a human tornado isn’t to shout louder, it’s to document the storm. Carney’s genius move is treating Trump’s inconsistency as a feature rather than a bug. The ultimate power move is knowing unpredictability is predictable.
May 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is MAGA. So proud of his tweet he pinned it.
May 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is MAGA. So proud of his tweet he pinned it.
At Yalta, a dying FDR and fading Churchill handed Stalin the Cold War. Now, weak leadership risks repeating history. Power abhors a vacuum—and the world is watching. open.substack.com/pub/chrisive... #HistoryRepeats #Geopolitics"
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
At Yalta, a dying FDR and fading Churchill handed Stalin the Cold War. Now, weak leadership risks repeating history. Power abhors a vacuum—and the world is watching. open.substack.com/pub/chrisive... #HistoryRepeats #Geopolitics"
I didn't take a picture and AI doesn't understand crispy proscuitto but.. it was delicious. I promise.
April 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I didn't take a picture and AI doesn't understand crispy proscuitto but.. it was delicious. I promise.
Bringing Pesky back for round 5 of the Battle Of Ontario @senators.bsky.social #GoSensGo
April 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bringing Pesky back for round 5 of the Battle Of Ontario @senators.bsky.social #GoSensGo
Because. More plastic is good?
April 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Because. More plastic is good?
I’m thinking we need a new club. It comes with t shirts !!
Inspired by @niecy_cutts
Inspired by @niecy_cutts
February 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’m thinking we need a new club. It comes with t shirts !!
Inspired by @niecy_cutts
Inspired by @niecy_cutts
Talk about media being part of the deep state.
February 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Talk about media being part of the deep state.
Wonder how many magats who can’t afford eggs are dreaming of vacations at Trump Gaza they will never take
February 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Wonder how many magats who can’t afford eggs are dreaming of vacations at Trump Gaza they will never take
This is the LEAST disgusting and partisan reaction I have found on Twitter so far. The least. Let that sink in.
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the LEAST disgusting and partisan reaction I have found on Twitter so far. The least. Let that sink in.
I don’t want to hear one thing about politics from Canadians unless it’s Team Canada 🇨🇦
Every Biz owner and CEO. Every mayor. Every premier. The PM
And cabinet need to rally around a team Canada approach.
Anything less is BS. Trumpy did this. Nothing he says about why is real. It’s all a grift
Every Biz owner and CEO. Every mayor. Every premier. The PM
And cabinet need to rally around a team Canada approach.
Anything less is BS. Trumpy did this. Nothing he says about why is real. It’s all a grift
February 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t want to hear one thing about politics from Canadians unless it’s Team Canada 🇨🇦
Every Biz owner and CEO. Every mayor. Every premier. The PM
And cabinet need to rally around a team Canada approach.
Anything less is BS. Trumpy did this. Nothing he says about why is real. It’s all a grift
Every Biz owner and CEO. Every mayor. Every premier. The PM
And cabinet need to rally around a team Canada approach.
Anything less is BS. Trumpy did this. Nothing he says about why is real. It’s all a grift
No. He embarrassed himself. And you. And anyone who voted for him. Again.
Btw.
Did 🇷🇺 give you that line?
Btw.
Did 🇷🇺 give you that line?
January 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
No. He embarrassed himself. And you. And anyone who voted for him. Again.
Btw.
Did 🇷🇺 give you that line?
Btw.
Did 🇷🇺 give you that line?
Even the condensed version of “the constitution for dummies” has a part about separation of powers and advise and consent right?
Everything magats say about voting says they want to put a stop to voting
Everything magats say about voting says they want to put a stop to voting
January 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Even the condensed version of “the constitution for dummies” has a part about separation of powers and advise and consent right?
Everything magats say about voting says they want to put a stop to voting
Everything magats say about voting says they want to put a stop to voting
DeepSeek prompt #1
Explain quantum mechanics to me like I’m 15;
Explain quantum mechanics to me like I’m 15;
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
DeepSeek prompt #1
Explain quantum mechanics to me like I’m 15;
Explain quantum mechanics to me like I’m 15;
🇺🇸 peeps need to get down to their congressional office and demand they voice opposition to this.
A true republican would rail against this on the surface. Republicans support term limits.
Not amendments to ensconce cult leaders
A true republican would rail against this on the surface. Republicans support term limits.
Not amendments to ensconce cult leaders
January 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🇺🇸 peeps need to get down to their congressional office and demand they voice opposition to this.
A true republican would rail against this on the surface. Republicans support term limits.
Not amendments to ensconce cult leaders
A true republican would rail against this on the surface. Republicans support term limits.
Not amendments to ensconce cult leaders
Epic troll .. Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon can teach a few people lessons
January 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Epic troll .. Mississippi state Sen. Bradford Blackmon can teach a few people lessons
News outlets are tying themselves in a knot and day one isn’t even over yet.
It doesn’t “appear to be” and isn’t “likened to a .. and it wasn’t a “controversial” or “fascist trope”.
He did a nazi salute. And they clapped.
It doesn’t “appear to be” and isn’t “likened to a .. and it wasn’t a “controversial” or “fascist trope”.
He did a nazi salute. And they clapped.
January 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
News outlets are tying themselves in a knot and day one isn’t even over yet.
It doesn’t “appear to be” and isn’t “likened to a .. and it wasn’t a “controversial” or “fascist trope”.
He did a nazi salute. And they clapped.
It doesn’t “appear to be” and isn’t “likened to a .. and it wasn’t a “controversial” or “fascist trope”.
He did a nazi salute. And they clapped.
Can’t call it espanole sauce since I made it my own but ..
January 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can’t call it espanole sauce since I made it my own but ..