Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘
@chrisinsalem.bsky.social
Salem, MA resident! Acoustic Murder guitarist. Liberal af. MAGAts are the stupidest people in America and they're finding out just how stupid they are. They literally support a pedophile.
It's a Ballroom Blitz
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's a Ballroom Blitz
This is what the total absence of fundamental human decency looks like.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is what the total absence of fundamental human decency looks like.
Foreplay for Bobo and bae. Just grabbing a drink to get randy enough to attend Disney on Ice.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Foreplay for Bobo and bae. Just grabbing a drink to get randy enough to attend Disney on Ice.
Make way for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Make way for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
We have a winner!
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We have a winner!
Nexstar did this.
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
September 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nexstar did this.
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
Honestly though... Nothing to see here.
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Honestly though... Nothing to see here.
And this. Nothing to see here.
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And this. Nothing to see here.
What is MAGA going to do? No pressers for a week. No bs today about the millions of new jobs, higher wages, and lower prices he's delivered (during the Labor Day B-B-Q on the Panera Patio he paved over the Rose Garden for).
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What is MAGA going to do? No pressers for a week. No bs today about the millions of new jobs, higher wages, and lower prices he's delivered (during the Labor Day B-B-Q on the Panera Patio he paved over the Rose Garden for).
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
NY Times Pitchbot -
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
August 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
NY Times Pitchbot -
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
Trump may still be alive, but he's already starting to rot.
It won't be too much longer.
It won't be too much longer.
August 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump may still be alive, but he's already starting to rot.
It won't be too much longer.
It won't be too much longer.
This one comes recommended by a friend who lives in London until he was 25. And he goes back often.
And don't be afraid of the pork pies. They are delish!
And don't be afraid of the pork pies. They are delish!
July 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This one comes recommended by a friend who lives in London until he was 25. And he goes back often.
And don't be afraid of the pork pies. They are delish!
And don't be afraid of the pork pies. They are delish!
Salem responded
July 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Salem responded
Just a quick recap of the week following "Files? What files?"
"I'm firing Jerome Powell!"
Sure you are.
"He shakes many hands."
With his left hand?
"Coke has agreed to use cane sugar!"
Coke: We did what now?
Can't shake the Epstink.
"I'm going to the UK!"
Awesome. UK troll level: Expert.
"I'm firing Jerome Powell!"
Sure you are.
"He shakes many hands."
With his left hand?
"Coke has agreed to use cane sugar!"
Coke: We did what now?
Can't shake the Epstink.
"I'm going to the UK!"
Awesome. UK troll level: Expert.
July 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just a quick recap of the week following "Files? What files?"
"I'm firing Jerome Powell!"
Sure you are.
"He shakes many hands."
With his left hand?
"Coke has agreed to use cane sugar!"
Coke: We did what now?
Can't shake the Epstink.
"I'm going to the UK!"
Awesome. UK troll level: Expert.
"I'm firing Jerome Powell!"
Sure you are.
"He shakes many hands."
With his left hand?
"Coke has agreed to use cane sugar!"
Coke: We did what now?
Can't shake the Epstink.
"I'm going to the UK!"
Awesome. UK troll level: Expert.
I've been on a wild Ian Hunter jag/bender as of late. Mott, solo, w/Ronson...
It's all so fucking good!
It's all so fucking good!
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I've been on a wild Ian Hunter jag/bender as of late. Mott, solo, w/Ronson...
It's all so fucking good!
It's all so fucking good!
I find it hilarious that you wouldn't write "motherfucking" but had no problem with "cunt"!
July 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I find it hilarious that you wouldn't write "motherfucking" but had no problem with "cunt"!