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Chris Houck
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Here for the soccer and possibly some Disney parks stuff. #Crew96 #WDW
So what is the stadium nickname? The Yard?
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Former Crew fans who decided to be KFC fans didn’t die for this.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve yet to tire of the MLS/Audi commercial. Thanks, Run DMC.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Current rooting interest for Kentucky vs. Old FC. The hate watching will be real.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Having mixed emotions here is confusing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The calm before the storm. 🐈🎄
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just discovered there is an Aces recording tonight and then instantly became depressed this will be the highlight of my Friday.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Next seasons team is not the team I want playing Broccoli FC anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Wow, it looks like Ohio state representative Jim Jordan is really wrestling with some intense feelings here. Google "Ohio State wrestling Jim Jordan" to learn more.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Not to bring attention to my poor lawn maintenance, but I just mowed down multiple blooming dandelions in mid-November, so I think the MLS schedule outrage might be a little overblown.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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At this time in 2022 Max Arfsten was an MLS Next Pro player about to enter the SuperDraft, with zero first-team appearances to his name.

Today he's the best player on the pitch for the USMNT, bursting with confidence, delivering end product. Quite a comeup.

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RT @GolazoAmerica: Max Arfsten for the USMNT:

👕 15 matches
⚽️ 1 goal
🅰️ 5 assists
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just catching up on today’s news and I’m not mad about being able to put my vintage player parka to more use. 🤷‍♂️
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We received notice today that there will be no Christmas bonuses this year. No jelly either.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said Trump spent hours with an alleged victim, according to newly-released emails from 2011:

"I want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is Trump. [Victim] spent hours at my house with him."
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I made a suggestion. ⚽️
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Dong Arber was right. If only for one game, I’ll be pulling for a team in the tri-state area. Thanks a lot, Nashville.
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Looking forward to an eventful offseason.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Columbus Crew’s elimination means Darlington Nagbe has played his final game.

Salute to a certified legend.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I just hope that KFC player is ok and that he shaves that terrible mustache.
November 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Changed from black socks to white like I had on last game. That should help.
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hell yeah, Fighting Wil Trapps!
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nagbe left for his new home today and Darlington leaves tomorrow. We still have 3 females available to good homes. Feel free to reach out if you or anyone you know is interested.
November 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM