Like that’s the thing. This isn’t a hard question at all. It’s so obviously Country Grammer

Socialism is when the government

I think this is a helpful view of why she’s right on this issue for a change.

We lost one of our pigs

Yeah it’s also in Australia I’m like “wut”

I cannot stop watching this

Malort has an advent calendar. It’s literally the same thing 24 times

Our main weapon is surprise… and fear. Fear and surprise. Our TWO main weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE main weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our four. No Amongst our weapons. I’ll come in again

I can't even do it when it's cold. My asthma FREAKS OUT when I do long sleeves for a game I think my body is like "wait cool down or warm up? Pick one!"

It’s also cold as shit in Texas today, sure maybe not Minnesota cold but I don’t want to be outside either. Dreading this weekend’s games where I’m doing commentary outside

Genuinely don’t know how I missed it. I blame time zones

This is amazing

You can’t show pornography on blue sky

I WAS wondering. There cannot be demand for Minute Maid in Japan surely

Is this a Japanese Philly themed establishment? Reminds me of the Tampa themed place in Seoul