Chris Henson
@chrishensongs.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician, advertising creative, animal person, friend, food enthusiast.
Fifty bucks says the entire facility is razed to the ground by July.
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Fifty bucks says the entire facility is razed to the ground by July.
He’s too fragile to walk across a Walmart parking lot.
January 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
He’s too fragile to walk across a Walmart parking lot.
Interesting choice to use an image of an abused child for your ignorant meme.
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Interesting choice to use an image of an abused child for your ignorant meme.
This is the galling thing. They’re proud to do and say stupid things.
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is the galling thing. They’re proud to do and say stupid things.
Some of the best Drakkars ever made were the noirs of the 40s and 50s.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some of the best Drakkars ever made were the noirs of the 40s and 50s.
Does … does Grok … want to fuck Elon?
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Does … does Grok … want to fuck Elon?
We really don’t. I mean, just look at us.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We really don’t. I mean, just look at us.
It’s very, very likely AI.
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s very, very likely AI.
I’ve taken leave of my senses to spend more time with my family.
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’ve taken leave of my senses to spend more time with my family.
My wife works at the Virginia Poverty Law Center where they remind us all that “poverty is a manmade problem.”
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My wife works at the Virginia Poverty Law Center where they remind us all that “poverty is a manmade problem.”
I’m a total stranger. And I’m proud of you.
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m a total stranger. And I’m proud of you.
Also, thoroughly with you on the two button deal. A lot of things have no business being on the Internet of things.
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also, thoroughly with you on the two button deal. A lot of things have no business being on the Internet of things.
Oh, I’m a total Luddite originalist. And a doomed postmodern Luddite. Cheers to you!
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh, I’m a total Luddite originalist. And a doomed postmodern Luddite. Cheers to you!
All due respect, that doesn’t rule out ludditeliness. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
All due respect, that doesn’t rule out ludditeliness. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
It’s funny because it’s terrifying.
October 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s funny because it’s terrifying.
Probably wouldn’t hurt to make it harder for mentally fragile veterans to buy guns and ammo by making it harder for everyone to buy guns and ammo.
September 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Probably wouldn’t hurt to make it harder for mentally fragile veterans to buy guns and ammo by making it harder for everyone to buy guns and ammo.
That would be a great escape vehicle.
September 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
That would be a great escape vehicle.
Part of the problem is that a lot of the stupid people think they’re the smart ones and that they’re being silenced. Because they’re so stupid.
September 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Part of the problem is that a lot of the stupid people think they’re the smart ones and that they’re being silenced. Because they’re so stupid.
But they didn’t say anything about criminal individuals …
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
But they didn’t say anything about criminal individuals …
People still watch this shit?
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
People still watch this shit?