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Chris Harris
@chrisharrisatx.bsky.social
Austin, TX
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer in a UCB 101 Improv class would be a great start.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Got Sammy to sit still for approximately 10 seconds to get a pic of his costume.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wonder if many just took the gig and money without giving it much thought, then have doubled down amidst the backlash in order to not look weak. Feels consistent with manosphere mentality.
October 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Growing up(in the 90’s) my grandmother had a friend who always talked about how the world was a better place before cars and airplanes. “Your world should be small and full of family” is what she always said. She refused to wear a seatbelt in the car.
September 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We went to a Red Sox game in July when the concession workers went on strike. The striking workers handed out baseball cards with their pictures and years worked(great idea) and I was surprised how many had been working for 10+ years.
September 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They RUSHED to sign Daron Bland and he’s already hurt!
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Speed made me irrationally afraid of taking the bus when I moved to LA in the early 2000’s. Like Jaws did for the ocean lol.
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A day that will live in infamy - when he took off his shirt and ran wind sprints in the rain. I think I remember Sportscenter breaking into live coverage.
August 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It’s weird b/c she has been so clear eyed about what is going on, but the lawyer in her can’t see that we are in a completely lawless country right now. She even praised Cornyn this week and said he wouldn’t break the law because he is a lawyer and served on the Texas Supreme Court.
August 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Next Dem president needs to federalize VH1 and get The Surreal Life back up and running. It’s our only hope.
August 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thousands of Austin businesses spent the last month raising money for flood relief, and now the response is to gerrymander away what little representation we have at all. It’s always on us to fix their messes, and we are met with nothing but contempt.
July 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Thousands of Austin businesses spent the last month raising money for flood relief, and now the response is to gerrymander away what little representation we have at all. It’s always on us to fix their messes, and we are met with nothing but contempt.
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
He’s gonna love New Jersey
April 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
IIRC, the Big Mac Guy was featured in the Super Size Me documentary. He seemed like a very nice man who just really liked Big Macs.
March 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ll never forget he really got after Michael Thomas (NO) in a game in 2018 and Thomas had a meltdown and got completely shut out. Chirping is a real skill.
March 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Great conversation. As a former Blockbuster employee, I still have nightmares about some Mom yelling at me about the “extended viewing fees” because her dipshit son forgot to return the Freddy Got Fingered dvd he rented on her account.
January 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
January 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This has got to force a reckoning with their approach to the pitching staff, right? Beyond Titanic level disaster that was pretty easy to see coming.
September 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Got a bizarre one last night in Austin telling Allred that the border wall wasn’t racist(?) and showing clips of Allred saying it was. I guess the wall was very sad about being called a racist?
August 31, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Taking on the wildly popular HEB here in Texas is… a choice.
March 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM