Chris Hanson
chrishansonut.bsky.social
Chris Hanson
@chrishansonut.bsky.social
When locals complain about parking in PC I like to argue that if you have a 84060 zip code you shouldn't be allowed to park in any publicly available lot within city limits. Ride the bus.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Real moms don't want memories they only want photos for Instagram.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There will be 2 for sale at the goodwill in Minneapolis and 2 more in Arlington in the morning.
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've seen AC only ones. It seems like a super weird manufacturing choice.
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Is this just cool or does it do both hot and cold?
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
French fries are an everyday potato vs Au Gratin as a holiday potato.

And just to do this right, "French" fries? Do you hate America?
December 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
They're mad about the successful theater kids.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I once got an email from an HR department telling me what to do on my first day at a new job.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Mine was a real estate agent. I got calls for a decade.
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Not the couple. The woman. Par for the course.
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sure looks like it.
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
r/confidentlyincorrect
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Talking about grifters with a scroll of text merch to our grifter short code.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The media will absolutely go along with it. Wouldn't want to lose access to a bunch of people who will lie to you.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
As a (hopefully not mediocre) white man I try to instill that attitude in the awesome women around me.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm 22 shots in, 30# down. Paying out of pocket is pretty rough but worth it.
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They both have 5 year terms on purpose to keep some continuity in what used to be important roles in the government.
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The whole Real ID thing is weird to me. Some states charge more to print a star, Utah just sent out new ID's with the star at no cost.

I think the ID to get ID process is BS but once that's done, just issue the damn cards.
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Twice. He nuked NAFTA to replace it with USMCA to violate that too.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Russia isn't a part of the EU but yeah, I can imagine it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Providing their labor for less than it's value.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why even release this? You get that response stand up, walk away and delete the footage. Don't give her the platform.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It wasn't a good joke.
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM