Chris Hanney
@chrishanney.bsky.social
Incredibly old in Internet Years. He/him.
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
The wanting is where the pain lies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The wanting is where the pain lies.
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.
I like the ambiguity. I would love for someone to bring me a miserable pile of secrets.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I like the ambiguity. I would love for someone to bring me a miserable pile of secrets.
Look he can either have friends or Win the Internet and he's made his choice.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look he can either have friends or Win the Internet and he's made his choice.
I'm too tired to think right now, but like, a good RPG set during the Cardassian occupation would be lit. Maquis, Bajorans, Starfleet, I'm sure the Romulans are somewhere in there on the margins. I don't even know what POV would be best they're all enticing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm too tired to think right now, but like, a good RPG set during the Cardassian occupation would be lit. Maquis, Bajorans, Starfleet, I'm sure the Romulans are somewhere in there on the margins. I don't even know what POV would be best they're all enticing.
Okay, but the one I'm not giving up is "as a Hater..."
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Okay, but the one I'm not giving up is "as a Hater..."
I might be the world record holder for selecting "Neither agree nor disagree"
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I might be the world record holder for selecting "Neither agree nor disagree"
The problem with any rating other than 3 is it suggests I care about the thing - when mostly I'm just mad that someone asked me to rate the thing in the first place. Everyone should have fewer opinions is my old man stance.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The problem with any rating other than 3 is it suggests I care about the thing - when mostly I'm just mad that someone asked me to rate the thing in the first place. Everyone should have fewer opinions is my old man stance.
Funnily enough folks who assert that men are "naturally violent" or "can't control themselves" also manage to assert that men should be in charge, when these characteristics would seem to be disqualifying.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Funnily enough folks who assert that men are "naturally violent" or "can't control themselves" also manage to assert that men should be in charge, when these characteristics would seem to be disqualifying.
"You know too much."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"You know too much."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
The real question is why did you even open your inbox after lunchtime? You always want "Sorry I didn't see it until this morning" in your back pocket come next week.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The real question is why did you even open your inbox after lunchtime? You always want "Sorry I didn't see it until this morning" in your back pocket come next week.
Then go watch Eephus, a low-stakes pallet cleanser about a bunch of average joes trying to win a softball game.
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Then go watch Eephus, a low-stakes pallet cleanser about a bunch of average joes trying to win a softball game.
Remains darkly funny to me that Google went out of its way to specifically get uBlock Origin off of Chrome. You will slurp the slop piggie.
October 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Remains darkly funny to me that Google went out of its way to specifically get uBlock Origin off of Chrome. You will slurp the slop piggie.
I sympathize but if you subscribe to the Torment Nexus you must expect certain results.
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I sympathize but if you subscribe to the Torment Nexus you must expect certain results.
The Wealth of Nations (Please Like and Subscribe)
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Wealth of Nations (Please Like and Subscribe)
On the off chance there's an afterlife, still even then?
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
On the off chance there's an afterlife, still even then?
I couldn't believe Little was coming in after looking so lost this postseason. Like deer in the headlights. Definitely felt like the Jays let it slip away against a very beatable Mariners team.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I couldn't believe Little was coming in after looking so lost this postseason. Like deer in the headlights. Definitely felt like the Jays let it slip away against a very beatable Mariners team.
"The Real Tablets: What the Ancient Babylonians Can Teach Us About Persistence." Welcome to my Ted Talk.
October 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"The Real Tablets: What the Ancient Babylonians Can Teach Us About Persistence." Welcome to my Ted Talk.
Dang that's a pain. I hope you don't end up having to use 1900s "copy/paste"! Although now that I think about it you could take pictures of the text and run those through some kind of transcription software or LLM... if you want to get crazy.
October 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Dang that's a pain. I hope you don't end up having to use 1900s "copy/paste"! Although now that I think about it you could take pictures of the text and run those through some kind of transcription software or LLM... if you want to get crazy.