How is it not illegal to drop off babies at college 😭 Weren’t they just born yesterday?
August 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How is it not illegal to drop off babies at college 😭 Weren’t they just born yesterday?
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
Question to all brands sending me emails about a price drop on “something I looked at” on their website: Did you ever consider that I looked at it and thought it was so ugly that I wouldn’t want it even if it was free?
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Question to all brands sending me emails about a price drop on “something I looked at” on their website: Did you ever consider that I looked at it and thought it was so ugly that I wouldn’t want it even if it was free?
I had the same thought.
The fact that SCOTUS will allow the sentencing makes me feel like they're throwing us a bone because they're going to block the Jack Smith report.
January 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I had the same thought.
Happy New Year! I’ve already learned a new thing in 2025: the 3rd Jonas brother’s first name is Kevin. KEVIN. I had no idea.
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Happy New Year! I’ve already learned a new thing in 2025: the 3rd Jonas brother’s first name is Kevin. KEVIN. I had no idea.
Merry Christmas. To all the exhausted moms out there, I see you. Good night.
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Merry Christmas. To all the exhausted moms out there, I see you. Good night.
I have finally managed to find all necessary ingredients for Chex mix (after multiple store visits). Now…who is going to actually make it for me? #tired
December 22, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I have finally managed to find all necessary ingredients for Chex mix (after multiple store visits). Now…who is going to actually make it for me? #tired
Getting allergy (skin) testing done for the 1st time ever. Kudos to my kids who had this done as little kids and didn’t scream their heads off. Also my back itches…
December 4, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Getting allergy (skin) testing done for the 1st time ever. Kudos to my kids who had this done as little kids and didn’t scream their heads off. Also my back itches…
Is there anything worse than setting the morning alarms again after a break? Can’t we all just circle back in 2025 instead of pretending to be productive in December?
December 2, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Is there anything worse than setting the morning alarms again after a break? Can’t we all just circle back in 2025 instead of pretending to be productive in December?
I didn’t think it needed to be stated in the year 2024, but it is not okay to watch videos on your phone with the sound on in a hospital waiting room.
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
I didn’t think it needed to be stated in the year 2024, but it is not okay to watch videos on your phone with the sound on in a hospital waiting room.
My husband is having shoulder replacement surgery tomorrow and I’m silently freaking out.
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 AM
My husband is having shoulder replacement surgery tomorrow and I’m silently freaking out.
As Spell Bowl competition begins, I’m left wondering…which is more painful for the audience, this or Math Bowl competition…
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
As Spell Bowl competition begins, I’m left wondering…which is more painful for the audience, this or Math Bowl competition…
Somebody pass the ibuprofen.
The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.
November 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Somebody pass the ibuprofen.
Is there an over/under on how many people he’s going to appoint and then fire over the next four years? I’m going to take the over.
November 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Is there an over/under on how many people he’s going to appoint and then fire over the next four years? I’m going to take the over.
Tipping my toes back in over here, hoping to find intelligent (with a side of humor) people who care about the world we live in and the rights of everyone to exist. Also saw @jamiebgolden.bsky.social was here, so that helps tremendously.
November 10, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Tipping my toes back in over here, hoping to find intelligent (with a side of humor) people who care about the world we live in and the rights of everyone to exist. Also saw @jamiebgolden.bsky.social was here, so that helps tremendously.
I keep forgetting I have an account on here.
December 17, 2023 at 1:18 AM
I keep forgetting I have an account on here.
Will Ticketmaster have learned anything from the initial Taylor Swift ticket debacle? I’m guessing not, but hoping I at least get the chance to find out with the new Indianapolis dates!
August 4, 2023 at 1:41 AM
Will Ticketmaster have learned anything from the initial Taylor Swift ticket debacle? I’m guessing not, but hoping I at least get the chance to find out with the new Indianapolis dates!
Tiptoes in, pulls up a chair, smiles awkwardly… hi.
August 3, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Tiptoes in, pulls up a chair, smiles awkwardly… hi.