YES!
Now *that’s* what cybersecurity looks like.

Looks like he’s gearing up to do a karate move in that first photo, until I zoomed in and saw the cuffs.

JESUS CHRIST. I read the first line and thought you were going to post a photo of one of your ‘culinary’ efforts then.

I seem to remember us signing a certain goalkeeper for £30m. Loads fuming “£30m for the goalkeeper of a relegated team!”. Big Nev had to come out on Twitter to tell everybody to stop chatting shit.

See? I knew it. This was after you and Degsy got let off on bail at the courthouse. #freetheknowsleyone

I have looked at this photo several times, and still, STILL, I have absolutely no idea where to begin.