Christopher Gutierrez
@chrisgart.bsky.social
Seattle based artist working primarily in oils.
I’m still hallucinating this dream so stay tuned for more info. 🥄🥄🥄
I’m still hallucinating this dream so stay tuned for more info. 🥄🥄🥄
Speaking of ads, is that you doing the ads for those couches you can clean with a garden hose or whatever?
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Speaking of ads, is that you doing the ads for those couches you can clean with a garden hose or whatever?
50 years ago we had Barry White.
Now we have Bari Weiss.
Goddammit.
Goddammit all to hell.
Now we have Bari Weiss.
Goddammit.
Goddammit all to hell.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
50 years ago we had Barry White.
Now we have Bari Weiss.
Goddammit.
Goddammit all to hell.
Now we have Bari Weiss.
Goddammit.
Goddammit all to hell.
He wanna rock!
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
He wanna rock!
Please elaborate. I’m not disagreeing with you but I’m like to hear more
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please elaborate. I’m not disagreeing with you but I’m like to hear more
I’m interested. I’ll keep an eye on this space
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m interested. I’ll keep an eye on this space
Is this one different from the Ultra Hitler that you killed when you used your time machine?
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is this one different from the Ultra Hitler that you killed when you used your time machine?
So in conclusion, fuck Serrano and Theil both because neither contribute a goddamned thing. That is all. Thanks
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So in conclusion, fuck Serrano and Theil both because neither contribute a goddamned thing. That is all. Thanks
Serrano’s “Piss Christ” was so unoriginal that he had to title it what it was, otherwise nobody would have cared. He could have called it “7 Up Christ” or “Ginger Ale Christ” and, visually, that’s all it was.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Serrano’s “Piss Christ” was so unoriginal that he had to title it what it was, otherwise nobody would have cared. He could have called it “7 Up Christ” or “Ginger Ale Christ” and, visually, that’s all it was.
I too remember her always sucking.
I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!
I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I too remember her always sucking.
I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!
I was also surprised to see her climb the ranks. I remember when she was a nobody right-ish crank and then saw her become Senator so much I had to confirm it was the same Jeanne Shaheen!
Since you mention golden hour perhaps you might check out my music?
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Music of Sex and Horror, by Gold Light Hour
9 track album
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Since you mention golden hour perhaps you might check out my music?
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
goldlighthour.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Nancy, if you need help, blink twice!
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nancy, if you need help, blink twice!
Thank you for the referral.
Already sent 5 of these memes to friends
Already sent 5 of these memes to friends
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thank you for the referral.
Already sent 5 of these memes to friends
Already sent 5 of these memes to friends
I saw you on MSNBC saying this and I appreciate your bulldog stance in your opening salvo. “Talmudic” haha!
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I saw you on MSNBC saying this and I appreciate your bulldog stance in your opening salvo. “Talmudic” haha!
Oh! I’m so glad you pointed that out!
October 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh! I’m so glad you pointed that out!
Why are you normalizing Sliwa in any way?
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why are you normalizing Sliwa in any way?
Well that was strongly worded!
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well that was strongly worded!
But did the bag have a large dollar sign on it?
September 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
But did the bag have a large dollar sign on it?
So every university must have a free open air toilet if this bill passes.
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So every university must have a free open air toilet if this bill passes.
Goddammit Robert you were told this at your orientation: politics makes strange bedfellows
September 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Goddammit Robert you were told this at your orientation: politics makes strange bedfellows