"The Academy has decided that this year's ceremony will consist of an e-mail list of the winners, AI images of avatars accepting their Oscars, and a link to Pandora so you can listen to whatever you want."

Looking for a few laughs during these troubling times? Here you go. www.amazon.com/Career-Day-T...

OMG! In a move no one saw coming, Greenland has launched an invasion of the USA. "We figured they were coming for us, so we struck first," the Chief of the Greenland Armed Forces said. With our Army "off celebrating Christmas" and Greenland soldiers camouflaged "as Santa Claus", they won!

Help me out, Blueskyville. My name for the Venmo spinoff dedicated exclusively to Matt Gaetz business:
Venmo: Adults Only (except every now and then)
Venmo: Bahamas or Bust
Venmo After Dark.
Let me know name floats your boat!

🎶 Eight maids a-milking.
Seven conservatives drinking the milk raw
Six outbreaks of avian flu
Five ICU admissions for severe gastrointestinal pathology
...
Hey, just bringing things up to date.

Oh stop my beating heart! Only five more weeks until Melania is First Lady again and we can see how much MORE the Be Best thingamajig can accomplish this time around!
(Of note, my suggestion to change the name to "Be Grammatical", has not yet generated a response.

Rod Serling? Go ahead.
A land, not foreign, not distant. A land of fabulous wealth, tremendous power, vast reach, rich promise. A land, now taken, now invaded, from inside. A land in the wrong hands, speeding to a collision with bad decisions and worse leaders. Welcome to The American Zone.

It sure was easier to rack up huge numbers of followers in the good old days on Twitter (oops, X). And to think - 98% of my followers were sending me bespoke, personal sex videos just because I'm so good-looking!

[White House Switchboard]: "Yes, Greece? You'd like to leave a message?"
[Greece]: "Yeah, maybe someone ELSE for Ambassador?"

OK, so maybe "complete honesty in party invitations" is not the advisable thing to do. I have yet to get a single RSVP to my holiday party:

"Join us for festive goodies and drinks!
NB: Our restroom is equipped with New York Transit Authority-Grade Toilet Paper."

Want a 15 second read to take your mind off things?

Mister Bond, 5 heteronyms or die.
reFUSE and REfuse.
auGUST and AUgust. Proper nouns OK?”
“OK, I guess.”
“Right, then. POlish and polish (pronounced ‘pah-lish’). What’s that, four?"
"Bad math, Bond!"
BOOM!

OMG! Up to 9 followers!! With any luck, by the end of this millenium, I may be in DOUBLE FIGURES.
Oh, the fame, the glory, the notoriety.

On the off chance anyone on the planet is wondering what You-Know-Who's Presidential Library will look like, I wrote a coloring book about it 3 years ago. Here you go: www.amazon.com/dp/B09NH3B2Z...

My wife got this nice picture of hummingbird in our back yard. Enjoy!

Looking for a distraction from current woes? Try my latest, Infinite Text, which answers the question "What if we could have always texted? Like, always?" Here's the link! www.amazon.com/Infinite-Tex...

Two years ago I wrote a "How did we get here?" book that may be timely given our current parlous state of democratic affairs. Might be of interest to some on Bluesky. Here's the link. www.amazon.com/Brave-New-MA...