Chris Frank
@chrisfrank.bsky.social
Abject failure sure can be pretty falling in the night sky!
March 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Abject failure sure can be pretty falling in the night sky!
Apparently horny bread, 'cause at quick glance, I thought that said "breast"
So. Uhh... Horny bread?
So. Uhh... Horny bread?
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Apparently horny bread, 'cause at quick glance, I thought that said "breast"
So. Uhh... Horny bread?
So. Uhh... Horny bread?
But I WOULD accept the MicroMachines guy to list off the shitshow of the Trump administration.
A) you need someone that can talk fast
B) it's all awful, but at least it's a fun way of reporting it!
A) you need someone that can talk fast
B) it's all awful, but at least it's a fun way of reporting it!
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
But I WOULD accept the MicroMachines guy to list off the shitshow of the Trump administration.
A) you need someone that can talk fast
B) it's all awful, but at least it's a fun way of reporting it!
A) you need someone that can talk fast
B) it's all awful, but at least it's a fun way of reporting it!
Come on - we should be fair.
He suggested INJECTING disinfectants. Not drinking bleach.
Just taking Mr. Clean intravenously, *THAT* makes sense. Drinking bleach? That's lunacy!!
/s
He suggested INJECTING disinfectants. Not drinking bleach.
Just taking Mr. Clean intravenously, *THAT* makes sense. Drinking bleach? That's lunacy!!
/s
a man in white tights is standing in a living room
ALT: a man in white tights is standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Come on - we should be fair.
He suggested INJECTING disinfectants. Not drinking bleach.
Just taking Mr. Clean intravenously, *THAT* makes sense. Drinking bleach? That's lunacy!!
/s
He suggested INJECTING disinfectants. Not drinking bleach.
Just taking Mr. Clean intravenously, *THAT* makes sense. Drinking bleach? That's lunacy!!
/s
I'm just here for the Bangers and Mash from the UK.
a man with a beard sits on a couch in front of a picture of sausages and mustard
ALT: a man with a beard sits on a couch in front of a picture of sausages and mustard
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm just here for the Bangers and Mash from the UK.
I now have mixed feelings about this response.
January 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I now have mixed feelings about this response.
President Musk looks unwell.
January 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
President Musk looks unwell.
Before I say no..
Umm... what's the breakfast plan?
Umm... what's the breakfast plan?
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Before I say no..
Umm... what's the breakfast plan?
Umm... what's the breakfast plan?
"Unity" while touting the largest deportation exercise the world has ever seen.
January 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Unity" while touting the largest deportation exercise the world has ever seen.
I'd wager that was BLM or another protest based on the short sleeves and masks. Even us Canadians aren't in short sleeves in this weather. 🥶
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'd wager that was BLM or another protest based on the short sleeves and masks. Even us Canadians aren't in short sleeves in this weather. 🥶
I would assume it's a variation on "they hired for color, not caliber".
I'll guess that they are accusing an unqualified POC of having their role because of DEI.
"An old white man would have solved this"
/S
or some other horseshit.
I'll guess that they are accusing an unqualified POC of having their role because of DEI.
"An old white man would have solved this"
/S
or some other horseshit.
January 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I would assume it's a variation on "they hired for color, not caliber".
I'll guess that they are accusing an unqualified POC of having their role because of DEI.
"An old white man would have solved this"
/S
or some other horseshit.
I'll guess that they are accusing an unqualified POC of having their role because of DEI.
"An old white man would have solved this"
/S
or some other horseshit.
Welp, there goes my night trying to search down that gif!
January 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Welp, there goes my night trying to search down that gif!
The kid wasn't a CEO so didn't get a hotline
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
The kid wasn't a CEO so didn't get a hotline
It's my favourite!
November 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
It's my favourite!
I went out for all you can eat sushi with my mom the other day and I think I'm just about ready to eat again.
November 29, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I went out for all you can eat sushi with my mom the other day and I think I'm just about ready to eat again.
Or at least be moderately helpful and add calendar events automagically
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Or at least be moderately helpful and add calendar events automagically
The best way to handle those things is to remove regulations and then stop testing.
You can't be positive for bird flu if you don't test for it!
/S
You can't be positive for bird flu if you don't test for it!
/S
November 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The best way to handle those things is to remove regulations and then stop testing.
You can't be positive for bird flu if you don't test for it!
/S
You can't be positive for bird flu if you don't test for it!
/S
🤣🤣
Why do they do this?!
Why do they do this?!
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
🤣🤣
Why do they do this?!
Why do they do this?!
His lack of awareness, not understanding the correlation of the billions spent in bailing out Farmers from his last failed trade war...
It's just smoke and mirrors.
The expectation that other countries will secure the border is asinine and arbitrary with no way of measuring it.
It's just smoke and mirrors.
The expectation that other countries will secure the border is asinine and arbitrary with no way of measuring it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:24 PM
His lack of awareness, not understanding the correlation of the billions spent in bailing out Farmers from his last failed trade war...
It's just smoke and mirrors.
The expectation that other countries will secure the border is asinine and arbitrary with no way of measuring it.
It's just smoke and mirrors.
The expectation that other countries will secure the border is asinine and arbitrary with no way of measuring it.
The upside with those appointments is the groundbreaking therapies of giving ADHD children heroin for a cure.
/S
🤦🏻
/S
🤦🏻
November 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The upside with those appointments is the groundbreaking therapies of giving ADHD children heroin for a cure.
/S
🤦🏻
/S
🤦🏻
I'm not ENTIRELY sure that he's pleased about it.
November 27, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I'm not ENTIRELY sure that he's pleased about it.
Shit.
Then I read it like that out loud and then nodded to myself.
🤦🏻
You feh-mahl-ays got me again!
Then I read it like that out loud and then nodded to myself.
🤦🏻
You feh-mahl-ays got me again!
November 26, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Shit.
Then I read it like that out loud and then nodded to myself.
🤦🏻
You feh-mahl-ays got me again!
Then I read it like that out loud and then nodded to myself.
🤦🏻
You feh-mahl-ays got me again!