Money don't buy you class.

That’s the name of my new typeface— Bold Face Liar. There’s a Roman and italic version as well.

Don't couch your remarks. Sofa so good.

There's gotta be a joke that if you prey, vote for Cuomo. Not sure if it works. :)

Not mine. To my eyes it looks like someone just used a computer font, put an outline around it and called it a day.

MATT

...years later, I was well into my career, Ms. Lockhart was at a convention I was attending. I was able to go up to her, retell the story that she had no memory of, but meant the world to me. Even then, she was a sweet and kind human. She will be missed.

...so I drew a picture of the robot and went back and gave it to her. She couldn't have been kinder. Then, after getting off the plane and walking to baggage claim, she was walking beside me, looked down and took my hand. We walked hand-in-hand all the way there...

Brine shrimp faces are oddly human.

Don't blame the Greeks.