Chris Eilbeck
@chriseilbeck.bsky.social
Engineer, reverse-engineer, bodger, kludger, designer, hacker, programmer, cyclist, flyer of things, sysadmin, rocket scientist
I wonder if this will be funded by their members
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I wonder if this will be funded by their members
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially if we have kompromat on them
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially if we have kompromat on them
A $100 dollar mid-range phone with a gold-coloured case on it for $500? Bargain!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A $100 dollar mid-range phone with a gold-coloured case on it for $500? Bargain!!
Isn't there already a report that's been surpressed by the Tories? Just release that
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Isn't there already a report that's been surpressed by the Tories? Just release that
Been wearing crocs again?
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Been wearing crocs again?
Are these legal scholars in the room with you now, Donald? Are they speaking to you right now?
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Are these legal scholars in the room with you now, Donald? Are they speaking to you right now?
You'll never get that term to stick
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
You'll never get that term to stick
Because it's not always windy. How about an extra wheel connected to a generator?
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Because it's not always windy. How about an extra wheel connected to a generator?
How do you like this executive order, Donny?
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
How do you like this executive order, Donny?
Is it panto season already? "Oh no, it isn't!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Is it panto season already? "Oh no, it isn't!"
"We are discovered, flee immediately"
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"We are discovered, flee immediately"
Yeah, it seems bears *are* fond of a wooded place in which to shit
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Yeah, it seems bears *are* fond of a wooded place in which to shit
Have you lost your <yorkshire accent> raisin d'etre too?
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Have you lost your <yorkshire accent> raisin d'etre too?
And here's me thinking you'd drive a Rolls Royce because it's good for your voice ..,
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
And here's me thinking you'd drive a Rolls Royce because it's good for your voice ..,
I'll be there dreckley
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'll be there dreckley
Be better if he was known as the defendant, wouldn't it?
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Be better if he was known as the defendant, wouldn't it?
With the coming of our otter overlords none of this human frippery will matter
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
With the coming of our otter overlords none of this human frippery will matter
Any sufficiently advanced magic being indistinguishable from technology, natch
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Any sufficiently advanced magic being indistinguishable from technology, natch
That's what they want you to think ...
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
That's what they want you to think ...
Nobel Peace Prize candidate? Hmmm
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Nobel Peace Prize candidate? Hmmm
This is not the candy you're looking for, move right along
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is not the candy you're looking for, move right along
Windows 11 install set?
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Windows 11 install set?