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Chris E (He/Him)
@chrise.bsky.social
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Augmented Reality Unity Programmer
Terrible Poker Player
Loves comics
Ran MarvelMishaps for a while
Used to co-own the MMO Meridian 59
Almost no one knows what those last two things are.
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WE MUST STOP THE LEFT-HANDED EPIDEMIC!
A chart showing the rise of people who admit they're left handed.
April 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Everyone is turning left-handed!?
A chart showing the change in left-handedness over time, it drops to about 3% in 1910 and goes up to about 12% in the 1950s, then plateaus.
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Read the room, Webull.
An email invitation to join a webinar about investing in the NASDAQ 100.
April 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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A quote from Wall Street Bets that says "PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN PEOPLES BIOS FUCK THIS MARKET"
April 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Three... Ah-haha... Three Cory Booker fundraising emails in one day!
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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If you were asking "Why" about Cory Booker, here's the answer in the form of an email I just got...
An email from "Cory Booker" asking for donations after his stunt.
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I used it on road trips, plugging into the cigarette lighter.
The gamecube with a portable screen attached.
April 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I was just wondering what these "tally clickers" are for.
A "tally clicker" ring that lets you increment a count when you push a button, in a variety of colors.
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The "Elven Decker" character from the original Shadowrun, with a keyboard on a shoulder strap which is plugged into his head with a curly wire like an old telephone.
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Oh, it might be this!
Css propertys with "line-height" set to .2em
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The Count from Sesame Street put into the SICKOS comic saying "ONE... HA HA HA... ONE!"
March 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Ralph Wiggum waving at the camera with a caption that says "I'm an artist"
March 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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This is fine, apparently. Just keep feeling like death and looking for a cause, but there's nothing that can be done now...

But come back *IMMEDIATELY* if it happens again.
A blood pressure cuff reading 181/135.
March 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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A screenshot from 30 Rock with the quote "It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Old Dick!"
March 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Screw that typo.
The cast of Critical Role in matching pajamas in a large bed.
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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There's something I can do... I have the options. I choose this life.
A laptop with two portable monitors attached. A very messy house in the background.
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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At first, I thought this was a QT of the post below it...
This post, with a post by Sage of Katie Tightpussy and Joe Rogan in a similar format.
March 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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best star trek crew: wrong answers only
The crew of the cartoon Sealab 2021
March 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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post your favorite doctor who wrong answers only
Robin Williams as Mork, from Ork, from the show Mork & Mindy.
March 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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D&D Rainbow Nerds Candy
March 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The Ninja Turtle Pizza Throwing Van Toy.
March 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Oh, you're finally awake you fuckass bitch.
The opening scene from Skyrim of a man looking at you, in a cart.
March 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Less than a foot away is his bed, but sometimes he just wants his head under the bed.
A dog sleeping on the floor with his head under a bed.
March 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Definitely, but it goes both ways.
Sue Storm is restraining Reed Richards with force rings.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I googled salad for men, and this was the best result on the first page.
An image of a meat salad with the words "Real Man's Greenless Meat Salad"
February 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM