I'm OK Boomer, You're OK Boomer.
@chrisdolancomedy.bsky.social
Writer. Comic. Borderline boomer.
Here to make jokes and not much else.
Oscar winner Kate Winslet touched me multiple times but never spoke a word to me. True story.
Here to make jokes and not much else.
Oscar winner Kate Winslet touched me multiple times but never spoke a word to me. True story.
When the Adderall lets you down.
April 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When the Adderall lets you down.
Don't ask me where he finds the time for senior club golf tournaments in-between bodybuilding competitions
April 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Don't ask me where he finds the time for senior club golf tournaments in-between bodybuilding competitions
It's a TV show where Google CEO Sundar Pichai discusses my Incognito Mode browser history and Elon Musk shares Social Security numbers
March 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's a TV show where Google CEO Sundar Pichai discusses my Incognito Mode browser history and Elon Musk shares Social Security numbers
Sabres fans watching Owen Power score...
March 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sabres fans watching Owen Power score...
Her highness Gertie...after King Kong climbing to the top of her scratching tower
February 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Her highness Gertie...after King Kong climbing to the top of her scratching tower
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Looks like I'm good then.
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Looks like I'm good then.
January 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When you're over 50, and the only way to enter your birthday to an online form with one of these f#*/ing things is to tap it at least 600 times to get to your birth month
January 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When you're over 50, and the only way to enter your birthday to an online form with one of these f#*/ing things is to tap it at least 600 times to get to your birth month
1 bedroom studio.
Rooftop deck.
DM for details.
Rooftop deck.
DM for details.
January 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1 bedroom studio.
Rooftop deck.
DM for details.
Rooftop deck.
DM for details.
December 15, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Cat on floor: Gertie; ~ 8 lbs
Cat on sofa: Dennis; ~ 20 lbs
Despite the 2.5x weight differential, she wants his spot, and will definitely get it. 😸
Cat on sofa: Dennis; ~ 20 lbs
Despite the 2.5x weight differential, she wants his spot, and will definitely get it. 😸
November 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Cat on floor: Gertie; ~ 8 lbs
Cat on sofa: Dennis; ~ 20 lbs
Despite the 2.5x weight differential, she wants his spot, and will definitely get it. 😸
Cat on sofa: Dennis; ~ 20 lbs
Despite the 2.5x weight differential, she wants his spot, and will definitely get it. 😸
Today, I'm announcing these two highly-qualified appointments to my Cabinet.
November 18, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Today, I'm announcing these two highly-qualified appointments to my Cabinet.
(From 2019)
Narwhal, a puppy with an extra tail growing out of his forehead, was surrendered to an animal rescue in Missouri. The puppy is otherwise perfectly normal, but gets frustrated by other puppies coming up and sniffing his mouth.
Narwhal, a puppy with an extra tail growing out of his forehead, was surrendered to an animal rescue in Missouri. The puppy is otherwise perfectly normal, but gets frustrated by other puppies coming up and sniffing his mouth.
November 14, 2024 at 5:47 PM
(From 2019)
Narwhal, a puppy with an extra tail growing out of his forehead, was surrendered to an animal rescue in Missouri. The puppy is otherwise perfectly normal, but gets frustrated by other puppies coming up and sniffing his mouth.
Narwhal, a puppy with an extra tail growing out of his forehead, was surrendered to an animal rescue in Missouri. The puppy is otherwise perfectly normal, but gets frustrated by other puppies coming up and sniffing his mouth.