Before I forget, last night I dreamed I was working with Cher doing admin work on reception in a hospital. Cher wasn’t a technology person but she got the job done.

I swear to god I woke up singing DJ Play A Christmas song to myself

😂

When someone says no to you on a dating app so the app brings them back for another shot of rejection. One no the first time will suffice 😂

Living the dream folks, stay jealous 😒😂

Does anybody know any sulfate free shampoo that deals with seborrheic dermatitis? I use neutrogena t gel shampoo which is brilliant but has sulfate in it. Any just as good without sulfate?

Showin’ off

Gay gym boy

Throwback to a time when I wasn’t fucking freezing

Without sounding like a tramp, I really need to have more sex. It’s always once in a blue moon 🔵 and I find it hard to get comfortable and really enjoy it. I find guys hard to trust. They tend to just use you and toss you to the side. I’m conflicted but I need to get sexy more often before I’m ugly

My fishnet top. Not very demure, not very mindful, very tit flashy, get smashy

Legs inspired by Jonathan Bailey

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