Chris Kelly
@chrisdarkcellck.bsky.social
The Ongoing Quest for a Grand Theory of History, Science, and Comic Books. Writer, musician, filmmaker, herbivore. husband, dad, +like you, a cosmos of mystery.
Guy came into the bank this morning with a bomb strapped on his chest, threatening to blow the place up. I was terrified, at first, until I realized it was just a “negotiation tactic” to get better interest rates on a loan. Then I thought to myself, wow this fellow must be a very stable genius!
February 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Guy came into the bank this morning with a bomb strapped on his chest, threatening to blow the place up. I was terrified, at first, until I realized it was just a “negotiation tactic” to get better interest rates on a loan. Then I thought to myself, wow this fellow must be a very stable genius!
