Chris
@chriscph.bsky.social
London gay. Short, dog lover, fast walker, cyclist, can’t whistle. Emergency planning & disaster management expert. Renovating narrowboat Geordie Girl
Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we switched it on
August 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Maybe there was a reason the internet used to scream at us when we switched it on
Good morning tops remember you are important no matter what bottoms with 3k followers say
August 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Good morning tops remember you are important no matter what bottoms with 3k followers say
Should I have a lazy weekend? 😎
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Should I have a lazy weekend? 😎
Chug chug chug, down to the pub 🍻
July 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Chug chug chug, down to the pub 🍻
How old are you?
Well this morning I sneezed and pulled my back out, old
Well this morning I sneezed and pulled my back out, old
July 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How old are you?
Well this morning I sneezed and pulled my back out, old
Well this morning I sneezed and pulled my back out, old
Time to break out the big gun, huns
June 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Time to break out the big gun, huns
I get a lot of “You look familiar…”
Always me: yeah, you watch a lot of gay porn?
Always me: yeah, you watch a lot of gay porn?
May 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I get a lot of “You look familiar…”
Always me: yeah, you watch a lot of gay porn?
Always me: yeah, you watch a lot of gay porn?
I like being short. I’d hate to be looking at the tops of peoples heads all the time
May 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I like being short. I’d hate to be looking at the tops of peoples heads all the time
Do you ever wonder if your recorded call has been used for training purposes?
May 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do you ever wonder if your recorded call has been used for training purposes?
How hot is it?
Random guy on his phone: “I’m sweating out of my bellend”
Random guy on his phone: “I’m sweating out of my bellend”
May 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
How hot is it?
Random guy on his phone: “I’m sweating out of my bellend”
Random guy on his phone: “I’m sweating out of my bellend”
Don’t forget to slip, slap and slop! 😎☀️
April 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Don’t forget to slip, slap and slop! 😎☀️
I want a boyfriend* with a spaniel
*nothing heavy, just a regular doggy playtime thing
**this, but a spaniel (sorry Rusty)
*nothing heavy, just a regular doggy playtime thing
**this, but a spaniel (sorry Rusty)
April 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I want a boyfriend* with a spaniel
*nothing heavy, just a regular doggy playtime thing
**this, but a spaniel (sorry Rusty)
*nothing heavy, just a regular doggy playtime thing
**this, but a spaniel (sorry Rusty)
There’s nothing better than northern fish & chips! Are you a curry sauce or a mushy peas guy?
Manchester turn the frier on
Manchester turn the frier on
April 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There’s nothing better than northern fish & chips! Are you a curry sauce or a mushy peas guy?
Manchester turn the frier on
Manchester turn the frier on
Man, don’t even try giving me yo weak beef!
April 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Man, don’t even try giving me yo weak beef!
Nothing beats living in London when it’s like this. Sun shining, breakfast alfresco, dead rat floating past. Best city in the world
March 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Nothing beats living in London when it’s like this. Sun shining, breakfast alfresco, dead rat floating past. Best city in the world
I went to Canada (house) today 🇨🇦😎
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I went to Canada (house) today 🇨🇦😎
Hi I’m Chris, and I’m a Haribo addict
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hi I’m Chris, and I’m a Haribo addict
I love cruising (at 5mph)
March 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I love cruising (at 5mph)
Sometimes when life gets me down I take a pregnancy test so I can say, “aha, at least I’m not pregnant”
February 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Sometimes when life gets me down I take a pregnancy test so I can say, “aha, at least I’m not pregnant”
The best kind of weather: Shorts and t-shirt by day, w/ hoodie by night
Not today sunshine, not today!
Not today sunshine, not today!
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The best kind of weather: Shorts and t-shirt by day, w/ hoodie by night
Not today sunshine, not today!
Not today sunshine, not today!
Saddle up, cycling time
February 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Saddle up, cycling time
A guy called me handsome tonight 🥹
December 29, 2024 at 10:51 PM
A guy called me handsome tonight 🥹