Chris Conradie
@chrisconradie.bsky.social
Product design lead and UX strategist. Also making games and learning Unreal Engine. Pro human rights, pro equality, pro respect. Metalhead. Footballer. Stay curious. Don't be a poes, be lekker (South African proverb).
BMW: Take 4 FF and call me in the morning.
Me: What's FF? Wait, are you even a doctor?
BMW: *Drives away*
Me: What's FF? Wait, are you even a doctor?
BMW: *Drives away*
May 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
BMW: Take 4 FF and call me in the morning.
Me: What's FF? Wait, are you even a doctor?
BMW: *Drives away*
Me: What's FF? Wait, are you even a doctor?
BMW: *Drives away*
Read a comment earlier: "Sleep Chokin' (back the tears)"
So much to say about this song and this band. So impactful in so many different ways.
So much to say about this song and this band. So impactful in so many different ways.
April 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Read a comment earlier: "Sleep Chokin' (back the tears)"
So much to say about this song and this band. So impactful in so many different ways.
So much to say about this song and this band. So impactful in so many different ways.
Putting the "erection" into "resurrection"
April 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Putting the "erection" into "resurrection"
Listen man, why you gotta go and assume I'm not an Olympic athlete and in peek physical condition? Strike two, Chris! 😤
😂
😂
April 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Listen man, why you gotta go and assume I'm not an Olympic athlete and in peek physical condition? Strike two, Chris! 😤
😂
😂
Listen man, why you gotta throw shade at Toyota Corollas? How very dare you! 😤
Signed,
A Toyota Corolla Cross (both the make and the way I feel) driver 😂
Signed,
A Toyota Corolla Cross (both the make and the way I feel) driver 😂
April 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Listen man, why you gotta throw shade at Toyota Corollas? How very dare you! 😤
Signed,
A Toyota Corolla Cross (both the make and the way I feel) driver 😂
Signed,
A Toyota Corolla Cross (both the make and the way I feel) driver 😂
Can... Can you pet them?
(The dog and the cat. Not the human or the lab. That would be weird.)
(The dog and the cat. Not the human or the lab. That would be weird.)
April 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can... Can you pet them?
(The dog and the cat. Not the human or the lab. That would be weird.)
(The dog and the cat. Not the human or the lab. That would be weird.)
Really cool photos, man! I love the first one with the vertical branch. The colours and the detail are awesome.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Really cool photos, man! I love the first one with the vertical branch. The colours and the detail are awesome.
This is so important and is something I personally struggle with: The "guilt" for not doing anything seemingly constructive. But the constructive part is the self care and clearing your mind.
March 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is so important and is something I personally struggle with: The "guilt" for not doing anything seemingly constructive. But the constructive part is the self care and clearing your mind.
Just thought of another musician:
The Notorious C. H. I. M. P. A. N. Z. E. E.
The Notorious C. H. I. M. P. A. N. Z. E. E.
March 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just thought of another musician:
The Notorious C. H. I. M. P. A. N. Z. E. E.
The Notorious C. H. I. M. P. A. N. Z. E. E.
I humbly submit:
1. Kendrick Llama (camelid and also topical)
2. Tina Terner (bird)
3. Snoop Dog (this is too easy)
1. Kendrick Llama (camelid and also topical)
2. Tina Terner (bird)
3. Snoop Dog (this is too easy)
March 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I humbly submit:
1. Kendrick Llama (camelid and also topical)
2. Tina Terner (bird)
3. Snoop Dog (this is too easy)
1. Kendrick Llama (camelid and also topical)
2. Tina Terner (bird)
3. Snoop Dog (this is too easy)
Obligatory "Twitter's been compromised for a while already."
Jokes aside, hope you get sorted soon!
Jokes aside, hope you get sorted soon!
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Obligatory "Twitter's been compromised for a while already."
Jokes aside, hope you get sorted soon!
Jokes aside, hope you get sorted soon!
"Why do they keep falling off, you ask?
Nobody nose."
I'm so sorry.
Nobody nose."
I'm so sorry.
March 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"Why do they keep falling off, you ask?
Nobody nose."
I'm so sorry.
Nobody nose."
I'm so sorry.
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is a penis... and penises are bulletproof.
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people. Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is a penis... and penises are bulletproof.
Before judging someone, first walk a mile in their penis.
March 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Before judging someone, first walk a mile in their penis.
The beautiful irony of the sun getting a view of the full moon.
March 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The beautiful irony of the sun getting a view of the full moon.
I think you meant you're feeling the [Pacific] Drive ☺️
Also on my list. Heard so many great things about it!
Also on my list. Heard so many great things about it!
March 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I think you meant you're feeling the [Pacific] Drive ☺️
Also on my list. Heard so many great things about it!
Also on my list. Heard so many great things about it!