Chris Carfizzi
@chriscarfizzi.bsky.social
Actor-Singer-Writer-Dad
As Seen On TV/Stage/Your Phone
📺 - Billions - Blacklist - Daredevil
🎞️ - Where Are You Christmas (Hallmark)
As Seen On TV/Stage/Your Phone
📺 - Billions - Blacklist - Daredevil
🎞️ - Where Are You Christmas (Hallmark)
I'm glad Kimmel was coming back. But I'm really angry at Disney. So I made a thing.
September 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm glad Kimmel was coming back. But I'm really angry at Disney. So I made a thing.
Here's ABC trying to play both sides again. These people think that this is just a game.
August 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Here's ABC trying to play both sides again. These people think that this is just a game.
Here's my new Sketch: Severance Snape
Directed by Christina Wright
Directed by Christina Wright
July 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Here's my new Sketch: Severance Snape
Directed by Christina Wright
Directed by Christina Wright
Vanessa is the villain in this story.
May 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Vanessa is the villain in this story.
Is this advertising or next level brand loyalty?
May 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is this advertising or next level brand loyalty?
An American Original
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
An American Original
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average American has three friends.
Really glad that we're burning up our planet to keep this garbage machine alive.
April 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Really glad that we're burning up our planet to keep this garbage machine alive.
Tell me again about him being a smart business man.
April 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tell me again about him being a smart business man.
DOGE is getting out of hand.
March 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
DOGE is getting out of hand.
Hey Elon,
Is this one of the 5 things you did this week?
Is this one of the 5 things you did this week?
March 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey Elon,
Is this one of the 5 things you did this week?
Is this one of the 5 things you did this week?
I was just on this flight. We're literally flying in circles because one guy who's rich on government contracts can run his company.
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was just on this flight. We're literally flying in circles because one guy who's rich on government contracts can run his company.
This is a metaphor for America right here. A plane full of people flying around in circles because one asshole who got fat on government contracts can't run his god-damned company right.
March 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is a metaphor for America right here. A plane full of people flying around in circles because one asshole who got fat on government contracts can't run his god-damned company right.
Thanks for the circles, Elon.
March 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thanks for the circles, Elon.
I made this a week ago.
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I made this a week ago.
Thank you, Ben Folds.
February 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thank you, Ben Folds.
Taking recommendations for a maps/navigation app that's not fascism adjacent.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Taking recommendations for a maps/navigation app that's not fascism adjacent.
Billionaires take on the "Of course" trend.
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Billionaires take on the "Of course" trend.
They're painting over words.
Meanwhile, the price of eggs ⬇️
Meanwhile, the price of eggs ⬇️
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They're painting over words.
Meanwhile, the price of eggs ⬇️
Meanwhile, the price of eggs ⬇️
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
January 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
Thinking about working for the White House? #
January 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Thinking about working for the White House? #