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Chris Cannon
@chriscannon.bsky.social
Writer, provoker. Portmanteau aficionado.

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americabutbetter.com
Definitely not a cult leader.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Little known fact, Euclid expressed this first using the formula Rt=E(Fs).

E=Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You had me at ICE cars.
two police officers are driving a car and one of them is talking to the other .
ALT: two police officers are driving a car and one of them is talking to the other .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I watched the final episode of TNG with my Marines at Camp Pendleton. Had to explain the competing timelines with pool balls rolling in opposite directions. We were big fans of the show and regularly discussed leadership lessons from the Captain. Thank you for your service. ;)
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Thanks taxi.
a cartoon of three sailors mopping the ground
ALT: a cartoon of three sailors mopping the ground
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The derriere ferrier?
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh snap!
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fishy Beef is my porn name.
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You'll never find it read my book instead www.americabutbetter.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We have a cure for that. youtu.be/LyDD1BhxWAY?... #resist
BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires.
YouTube video by Brian Calvert
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
They would have to change the name to People and People-Adjacent Magazine
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That line is documentary brah.
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
These charts seem incomplete. I don't see the evolving social media platforms listed that people are moving towards, like Substack and Bluesky and even LinkedIn. Are liberals really leaving social media or just migrating to more trusted platforms?
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
That is some spooky typesetting.
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I heard a guy in the dugout completed his MBA at the top of the 11th.
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I feel like this is the editorial equivalent of blinking twice if you need help.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM