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Chris Calabrese
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i finkllgy dtopped usjng auttocoresct md ivce never been hapirt!
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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evergreen jaboukie
jaboukie’s famous tweet impersonating the CIA that says “Just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him.”
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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(me outside the zoo’s chimp enclosure chugging water) i’m about to start a revolution
screenshot of an NPR article titled “peeing is contagious in chimpanzees, study suggests”
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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merry christmas from the citizen app!
a screenshot of the Incidents tab of the Citizen app from christmas eve. they do this every year, where they think it will be fun to have a fake incident for “man in sleigh seen above city” or whatever, and it’s sandwiched by actual horrible incidents. in this case, those incidents are a track fire at the 9 street PATH station, woman injured in assault with glass bottle, and two suspects sought in slashing at French Charley Park.
December 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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every dec 24 i re-enable notifications on Citizen just for this
December 25, 2023 at 7:08 AM
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“why did you unregister from the democratic party?”
me:
November 8, 2023 at 2:22 PM